"Underpaid Team😨"
Mamalone: I'm gonna say something very controversial BUT
Mamalone: whenever we're in the general chat and Bucci's gang starts having a deep talk, I just stand there, eating my popcorn, watching it all go down
GenderfluidMirror: same but man, yesterday was chaos
GenderfluidMirror: I never thought getting attacked would be this stressful
Pineapple: I kinda felt sorry for the boss☹️ he's still a kid no matter what
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah well, he's like a walking lucky charm. Everything goes his way every damn time
Elsa: anyways, I really need a break after this
Elsa: anyone wanna watch a movie? Say yes before I change my mind
Mamalone: I'M FLYYYYINGGG TO THE COUCH
Mamalone: I'M HEEREEEE
Elsa: GOD I THINK HE BROKE MY FEMUR
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah I'll be there in a sec
HatGoesHahaFunny: what are we watching?
Elsa: idk
Elsa: let's see what's on
Mamalone: ooo 365 days
IGotTheMilk: ew God forbid
NoMilkIce: that movie is terrible. And we're mafiosi🧍♂️
Mamalone: FROZEN!
Elsa: MELONE NO WE'RE NOT WATCHING FROZEN
Mamalone: BUT YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER!!
Elsa: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Mamalone: oh wait there's also Romeo and Juliet
Cheese: what's the point of watching that? We already know the story 💀
Ham: yeah boom, they both die at the end
Pineapple: careful with the spoilers😨
Cheese: MY BRO WHAT SPOILERS AKDHAKSJ
Ham: THE STORY IS FROM 1597 PESCI
Pineapple: IM SORRY😭
GenderfluidMirror: while you guys are over there, I'll make some popcorn. Wanna help, Formaggio?
NoMilkIce: god no
Cheese: DAAADDD IM LEARNING LIFE SKILLS!!!
NoMilkIce: AT THE AGE OF 25??
IGotTheMilk: you're never too old to learn new stuff! Go Mag go!
Cheese: HAHA!! SUCK IT DAD!! PAPA GELATO IS ALWAYS BY MY SIDE
GenderfluidMirror: sighhh
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IGotTheMilk: Sorbet, what did I tell you about restraining Formaggio?
NoMilkIce: I'm sorry, but it's tempting
NoMilkIce: HE BURNED HALF OF THE KITCHEN THE LAST TIME HE TRIED TO MAKE A LASAGNA
IGotTheMilk: oh please, that was ages ago
NoMilkIce: that was last Wednesday🧍♂️
IGotTheMilk: still, he's getting back the years he lost. Don't forget that his ex basically trapped him. The dude feels guilty after making the slightest mistakes, ffs!
Mamalone: bro almost had a panic attack the other day because he accidentally let Prosciutto's phone fall.
Mamalone: he was sitting on the carpet🗿
NoMilkIce: I know, I know. I'll stop
Mamalone: and the award to the best dad goes tooooooo GELATO!!!
Elsa: woooo surprising!
IGotTheMilk: thank you, thank you, I try
HatGoesHahaFunny: oh wait guys
HatGoesHahaFunny: Pesci found a movie
Pineapple: why don't we watch The Godfather? It's been long! And we can criticize the plot 😼
Elsa: I'm in
NoMilkIce: sure, why not?
Ham: sounds good
Mamalone: man... I wanted to watch Frozen...
Elsa: MAN DO YOU EVER SHUT YOUR MOUTH💀
Pineapple: right! I'm gonna start the TV!
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GenderfluidMirror: we got the popcorn! They actually turned out okay, for instant popcorn!
Cheese: they smell real good, all credits to moi😼
GenderfluidMirror: boy wtf is u talking about, we made this together 🤼♂️
Cheese: hehee sorryyyy
Cheese: OOOO we're watching The Godfather NICE
Cheese: let's criticize the plot😃
Cheese:
Cheese: oh
Cheese: oh fuck shit
HatGoesHahaFunny: what happened?
Ham: are you okay??
Cheese: shit I dropped the popcorn lol
Cheese: god, fuck, I'm so sorry uh
Cheese: shit I'm sorry
GenderfluidMirror: Mag, it's okay! We can just clean it :)
Cheese: right, of course! We can just clean it, yeah...
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IGotTheMilk:
IGotTheMilk: see what I mean?
NoMilkIce: dude what did that chick do to him..?
Elsa: well at least he has the Michael Jackson enthusiast to put him in his place
Ham:
Ham: oi you don't think they're...
Ham: you know...
Ham: 💅👨❤️💋👨🏳️🌈
HatGoesHahaFunny: I honestly couldn't tell
Mamalone: it would be amusing though
Mamalone: only one member in our group who isn't dating
Mamalone: and last time he tried, she ended up being a peanut butter thief
Pesci: don't remind me of it
Ham: oi, me and Risotto are not a thing
HatGoesHahaFunny: yes we keep a very professional relationship
Ham: nothing more than Capo and subordinate
Mamalone: okay but I never said you two were dating...
Ham:
HatGoesHahaFunny:
IGotTheMilk: haha
IGotTheMilk: you got them Mel
HatGoesHahaFunny: no but seriously, there's nothing going on. Frankly I'm on the verge of believing I'm aromantic at this point
HatGoesHahaFunny: that's what they call it, right?
Elsa: meh that's fair enough
Mamalone: anyways, can we watch Frozen?
Elsa: WNOUGH
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Cheese: man... I wanted to watch Frozen
Elsa: I'm just gonna take a piss and we can start the movie brb
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GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: I'm gonna put Frozen
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"Underpaid Team😨"
Elsa: I'M NOT WATCHING FROZEN, FUCK YOU
(Next day, they danced around Ghiaccio singing Let It Go; Formaggio got his face buried in the toilet, and Sorbet lost a wisdom tooth. One less visit to the dentist🤲)
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