Ayy a Golden Wind chatfic!
Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃
This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️
There will be chapters with a normal fic format.
I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
Ham: guys Ham: hypothetically Ham: if my family reached out after a decade Ham: wishing to "make things okay between us" Ham: what do you think I should do?
Mamalone: let it dieeee🕺 let it dieee 🕺
NoMilkIce: bro your parents are shitheads literally ignore them
Elsa: you know his parents??
NoMilkIce: I met them for 3 minutes back in college and they were the most detestable people I've ever met NoMilkIce: and I know they didn't like me either
Ham: that was literally the last time I saw them Ham: my mom just texted me saying that she wanted to meet up for my birthday, since I'm almost 30 now
HatGoesHahaFunny: you're 27 though
Ham: 28* Ham: today's my birthday
HatGoesHahaFunny: REALLY??? Happy birthday!!
IGotTheMilk: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY CHILD
Ham: I'M OLDER THAN YOU
Pineapple: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BRO!!
Elsa: Happy birthday (how the fuck did I forget about this)
Cheese: YOOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY
GenderfluidMirror: happy bdayyy
Mamalone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SSSLUUTT
Ham: says the stripper
Mamalone: I don't have sex with random people, therefore, I am not a whore
NoMilkIce: btw Prosci, what did you think of my gift?
Ham: I liked it. It's horrendous, but you're lucky it fits me
NoMilkIce: you're so soft...
Ham: like wth do I say?? Ham:
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Cheese: I have so many questions
HatGoesHahaFunny: why is she talking to you like she's writing an email?
Mamalone: "Mother Figure"??????
GenderfluidMirror: why did she decide to text you TODAY after 10 years of not speaking to you🗿
IGotTheMilk: you use Messenger in 2022????
Ham: I don't, she does
HatGoesHahaFunny: I mean, what do you have to lose?
Ham: my dignity
Elsa: I mean you don't have to tell her you're in the mafia. Technically you're a model
Ham: yeah, a part-time one
Elsa: so?? It's still a job??
Ham: I'll answer her then, Ham: thanks yall
NoMilkIce: no problem, bro
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Ham: we're gonna have dinner tonight
HatGoesHahaFunny: man... and here we were making Raviolis...
Pineapple: it's okay! We can still hang out later!
Ham: no, I meant WE are gonna have dinner tonight Ham: I declined her invitation
Cheese: whWHY
IGotTheMilk: yeah bud! It's your mom! You need to make things right with her :(
Ham: do I? I mean she has ignored my existence since I was 18 and frankly, they weren't good parents in the slightest Ham: if I'm gonna spend my birthday with someone today, it will be with my actual family Ham: I mean tbh Pesci is more of a brother to me than my actual brothers
Mamalone: awwww PROSCIIIIII
Pineapple: BIG BRO😭😭😭
NoMilkIce: awww
Elsa: vomit
Ham: I mean family is someone who's there for you, and actually cares about your well-being. They were never those things. You were. Therefore, you're family
Elsa: well technically we care about your well-being, because if you die, we get less money but
Mamalone has muted Elsa.
Mamalone: Prosci <3
Cheese: OI YOU CAN MUTE PEOPLE IN HERE???
Ham: HELLO????
HatGoesHahaFunny: WELL THAT'S A GOOD FEATURE
Cheese: hehehehe
Cheese has muted GenderfluidMirror.
Pineapple: bro has a death wish
IGotTheMilk: they're gonna use your brain as pasta for lunch🗿
Cheese: I have time until then
HatGoesHahaFunny: HatGoesHahaFunny: is something burning?
NoMilkIce: yeah... the smell is awfully strong...
IGotTheMilk: ARSON! ARSON!
HatGoesHahaFunny: Gelato, no.
Pineapple: oh Pineapple: heh Pineapple: ghuacciGHOH MY GOD GHIACCIO'S BURNING MELONE'S HAIR
HatGoesHahaFunny: explains the smell of chemicals too
IGotTheMilk: what a great day to be alive
NoMilkIce: come on Prosci, let's go for a walk!
Ham: I like walks!
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah let's go hang out in the park
