"Underpaid Team😨"
HatGoesHahaFunny: letter from Fugo people, it's a long text
HatGoesHahaFunny: we're either getting a raise or getting fired, there's no in-between
HatGoesHahaFunny: either way we're fucked
Elsa: I love how this has become a general rule on a daily basis
Mamalone: we live in constant fear and adrenaline.
Ham: anyways, what does the letter say?
HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: I was wrong, there is, indeed, an in-between
IGotTheMilk: oh man
HatGoesHahaFunny: so their famiglia is going to Egypt to spend Christmas there and they're asking us to stay in the villa in the meanwhile
Cheese: OH THANK GOD
Cheese: DOES THAT MEAN I CAN PISS ON NARANCIA'S BED??
HatGoesHahaFunny: no, their side is being occupied by the Guard Squad
HatGoesHahaFunny: they want us to take the guest house
NoMilkIce: this smells so fishy
Elsa: well the house is bigger than our apartment multiplied by 3 so
GenderfluidMirror: yeah and besides we c
HatGoesHahaFunny: HOLY SHIT
NoMilkIce: WGAT
GenderfluidMirror: WHAT OH MY GOD
Pineapple: HWTA IS IT
HatGoesHahaFunny: I READ THIS SO BADLY
HatGoesHahaFunny: THEY DONT WANT US TO SPEND CHRISTMAS THERE
HatGoesHahaFunny: THEY'RE OFFERING THE GUEST HOUSE TO US
Cheese: WHAT
GenderfluidMirror: WAAAARRR ISSSS OOOVEEEERRR
NoMilkIce: DECENT HOUSE WITH NO TOILET LEAKS???
GenderfluidMirror: IIIFFF YOUUU WAAAANNTTT IITTTT
Elsa: ACTUAL SPACE TO WALK???
Mamalone: I THINK IM GONNA CRY
Pineapple: is this how rich people feel??😭😭
Ham: please, this is just another Tuesday for them
HatGoesHahaFunny: this is so random, but I SURE AS HELL AM NOT COMPLAINING
IGotTheMilk: do they explain why??
HatGoesHahaFunny: they just said the house isn't doing anything there, so they figured they might as well give it to us
NoMilkIce: "the house is taking up space", "Yeah, what do we do with it?", "Ah give it to the hitman team, they'll be more than happy to have a place where they can shit without clogging the entire apartment complex sewage system"
HatGoesHahaFunny: we're so poor🧍♂️
Mamalone: PEOPLE WE HAVE A BIG ASS HOUSE FOR US
Mamalone: FOR FREE
Mamalone: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??
HatGoesHahaFunny: not for free. If we sell the apartment, we gotta give 20% to their famiglia
Pineapple: so, 40% to the landlord, 20% to them, and 40% to us?
Elsa: congratulations, you know math.
Ham: that won't make shit for us though, and neither for them. We're still gonna be poor💀
HatGoesHahaFunny: fuck it
HatGoesHahaFunny: I will have a room big enough so I can move around without crashing against any walls
HatGoesHahaFunny: and I'm not going to let your negativity ruin this for me
Cheese: bro became self conscious
HatGoesHahaFunny: I am a massive man.
GenderfluidMirror: I'm gonna miss our little old apartment, though
GenderfluidMirror: we lived so many good memories here
Mamalone: for real
Mamalone: we taught Formaggio how to cook
GenderfluidMirror: which led to our still half burnt kitchen
Cheese: our first Christmas here was memorable
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah we entered an alcoholic comatose
IGotTheMilk: yeah, I still remember when it was just me, Riz, and Mag. The apartment seemed so much bigger back then
Ham: well yeah, there weren't 9 pests running around the place with no underwear back then
Elsa: remember when we hid a fish in a different place everyday, until Pesci noticed it?
Pineapple: it took me two months...
HatGoesHahaFunny: when you found it, the thing was already rotten
NoMilkIce: remember when Melone accidentally drove his motorcycle through the wall?
Mamalone: I'm sorry :(
Elsa: the hole was there for three months.
HatGoesHahaFunny: you're lucky we live on the ground-floor
IGotTheMilk: I'm gonna miss the abnormally low ceiling
Cheese: the fact that I got arthritis because of the ceiling being stupidly low, is so amazing to me
HatGoesHahaFunny: Fugo sent us the key so we can go there while they're out, if we want
HatGoesHahaFunny: you wanna go check it out?
Ham: duh
GenderfluidMirror: sure, let's go!
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"Underpaid Team😨"
Cheese:
Elsa:
Elsa: why is this place so ginormous?
Mamalone: I'll keep the room next to the kitchen thank youuuu
GenderfluidMirror: not fair!! I wanted the room downstairs!
Mamalone: let's settle this with a battle. Let's kick each other on the balls repeatedly, whoever falls first loses
GenderfluidMirror: bet
2 participants are now offline.
HatGoesHahaFunny: well, this is gonna be a fun experience
NoMilkIce: I bet 10 euros we will be able to hear Narancia's screeches from here
Ham: people, why is there a duck in the bathroom?
Cheese: oh that's probably Rex. Move it to the tiny lake
Ham: no, he's my friend now.👍
Cheese: fair enough. Rex is my friend too.👍
Pineapple: yeah! He's my friend too!👍
Be like Rex. Be friend.👍
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
