Passione Groupchat

The Ballad Of Cold Balls

"Pussione"

Mamalone:

Mamalone: I found Rex like this, I love him

MommyShark: I already told you to be careful. Formaggio's cat exists

Cheese: he's still at the vet :(

GenderfluidMirror: poor thing

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Doraemon:

TheGoldenSucc: he's drunk again

Doraemon: how dare you
Doraemon: I'm just bored

Girlboss: Guido, it's Saturday night and you're at a club, it's physically impossible for you to be bored

EmoGworl: isn't Angelo with you?

Doraemon: he's at work, nightshift
Doraemon: I needed to get out and have fun
Doraemon: which didn't work because I'm lost
Doraemon: and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack, so I started searching for fuck pics
Doraemon: DICK PUCS**
Doraemon: DUCKS FUCK MY LIFE

Ham: haha Mista is lost, everyone point and laugh

Doraemon: I'm not even kidding, someone come get me
Doraemon: please

Elsa: ask your mf boyfriend to go escort you out, tf

GenderfluidMirror: he's gonna escort his dick into his ass💀

Doraemon: guys you know I very rarely take stuff seriously
Doraemon: but I don't know where I am
Doraemon: I'm on the verge of believing that someone spiked my drink
Doraemon: and I'm not feeling good

⁉️: Jesus, hold on there, I'm coming to get you

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MommyShark: he doesn't
MommyShark: he doesn't have his driver's license...

Girlboss: you think that ever stopped him?💀

Cheese: even Illuso is better than him on the wheel

GenderfluidMirror: hey Charlie Brown, go fuck yourself!

Cheese: come fuck me yourself, ya coward!

Elsa: are we ignoring the fact that they're casually going out like it isn't almost fucking snowing tonight??*
Elsa: I swear my balls are freezing

Pudding: the ballad of cold balls

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⁉️: HOLY SHIT

Doraemon: WE SHOULD TOTALLY FORM A BAND

⁉️: THAT WOUKD BE OUR FIRST SONG

Doraemon: I CAN ALREADY SEE IT ON POSTERS AND SHINY LIGHTS

⁉️: WE'LL BE FUCKING FAMOUS!!

Girlboss: how about not?💀

⁉️: holy crap I'm feeling inspired
⁉️: when the night falls down
Upon the Italian streets
You know that the cold
Won't reach the sheets

Doraemon: MOVE YOUR BODY SLOW BABY
AND LET THE WORLD HEAR YOU BOLD
HOW YOU SCREAM WHEN YOU NOTICE
THAT MY BALLS ARE COLD

⁉️: OOOOOOOOOO MY BALLS ARE COOOOLLDDD

Doraemon: OOOOOOO IM SO HORNYYYYY

⁉️: OOOOOOWOOOOOAH MY BALLS ARE COLD

Doraemon: AND OOOOOOO RIDE ME LIKE A PONY

EmoGworl: NENOUGH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

⁉️: ITS THE BALLAD OF THE COLD BALLS, ABBACCHIO
⁉️: EVERYONE!
⁉️: WHEN THE NIGHT FALLS DOWN

Ham: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Cheese: DIDN'T YOU HAVE FUCKING MISTA TO RESCUE???

Doraemon: I'm in the car with him, we're gonna go to McDonald's

MommyShark: no you're not, you're coming home

Doraemon: then how are we supposed to sell our music??

MommyShark: YOU DONT
MommyShark: MISTA SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LATELY
MommyShark: you skip meetings, you wake up at 15, you go to clubs by yourself, what is happening??

Doraemon: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS MOM

⁉️: YEAH NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS MOM

MommyShark: YEAH IT IS MY BUSINESS, BECAUSE YOU DONT SHOW UP TO IMPORTANT STUFF, WHAT IS GOING ON

Doraemon: ME AND ANGELO BROKE UP, THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY???

MommyShark:
MommyShark: actually I am, I never really liked the guy

TheGoldenSucc: I'm so sorry Mista

Pudding: yeah dude, I'm sorry

Girlboss: oh Guido :((

Pineapple: sorry for your loss

HatGoesHahaFunny: "your loss"???

Ham: man what in the three realms are you on💀💀💀

Pineapple: I'm sorry

EmoGworl: Mista, you do need to come home. We'll talk to you, if you want

Doraemon: he's fucking leaving to the US for work, and I don't deal with online relationships
Doraemon: I just can't
Doraemon: I'm okay, I just wished this could've lasted a little longer

⁉️: hey Mista, bro it's okay
⁉️: you know what always makes me feel better when I'm sad?
⁉️: ass

Doraemon: same bro, I like ass too...

Cheese: same...

GenderfluidMirror: out of the conversation, Charlie Brown

Doraemon:
Doraemon: the Ballad of cold baaaalls...☹️