"Guard Squad🥺🤲"
Squash💅: if yall have dirty clothes, give them to me now, or forever hold your peace. I'm putting my stuff to wash rn
Titz: I do! It's in the basket in the living room
Woof: same here
Carne🥺: I just gotta wait for Sorbet to deliver me some stuff, and I'll also have some clothes to wash
GimmeUrToes: my stuff is also in the basket
Squash💅: got it
Squash💅:
Squash💅: Secco, what is this
Woof: what
Squash💅: your shirt is all dirty with white powder!! Did you eat too many sugar cubes again?? You're gonna get diabetes!!
Woof: no..
Squash💅: then what is this white stuff
Woof: cocaine😀
Squash💅: WHAT
Titz: WHATAAAAA THE FUUUUCKKK
Carne🥺: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT??? GIMME SUM!!
Titz: CARNE
Carne🥺: IM SORRY, ITS BEEN LONG SINCE I'VE FELT ACTUAL HAPPINESS
Squash💅: BROOO THERE'S A WHOLE LOT TO UNPACK HERE
Titz: 1. WHO THE HELL GAVE YOU THAT 2. WHERE DID THEY GET THAT 3. IF ANYBODY FROM THE BOSS' FAMIGLIA FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS, WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED
Woof: Cioccolata gave it to me!
Titz: CIOCCOLATAAAAAAAAAA
GimmeUrToes: SOMEBODY ELSE GAVE IT TO ME!
Squash💅: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU REPORT THEM TO FUGO OR ABBACCHIO??
GimmeUrToes: because I truly wanted some😭 I felt happy for the first time in a year!
Titz: you weren't happy, you were delusional!!
GimmeUrToes: ah what's the difference
Carne🥺: I hate to have to do my job, but who the hell gave you that? I want some too!
GimmeUrToes: some dude at Camomilla Avenue
Titz: you didn't even bother to ask for his name??
GimmeUrToes: Tiziano, you've been in the mafia for as long as I have. Do you GENUINELY think he would tell me his name?
Titz: fair enough
Squash💅: also, you shouldn't fucking give that stuff to Secco!! You know how he is!
Woof: hello
GimmeUrToes: I know how to take care of my own boyfriend, thank you very much
Titz: YOU REALLY DONT
Titz: urgh... should we even bother reporting this? The boss will absolutely flip
Woof: hi
Squash💅: sighhh, hello Secco
Squash💅: I thought Naples was drug free!
Carne🥺: nah, this can be easily solved. I doubt they're an organization, considering this last year's events. Cioccolata, take me to them, and I'll finish them off
GimmeUrToes: okay, genius, but then the boss will have to revive you and he's gonna ask what happened
Carne🥺: I'll tell him it was accident, the guy will belive me. He's 16
Titz: he's also the king of Passione??
Woof: hello
Titz: god...
Carne🥺: oh please, the other day I told him Tom Holland was in Naples and he believed me
Carne🥺:
Carne🥺: oh Sorbet's here
Carne🥺: hehe I love to tease him. Mf's balding at the ripe age of 27
GimmeUrToes: I think he started balding at 15 lmao
Woof: hello
Titz: bro's so high he could touch Jesus
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
