"We Need A Free Day"
ZAWORUDO: I bring news, fellas
TokenStraight: are you finally going away???
ZAWORUDO: indeed. I have places to be
TheGoldenSucc: no you don't lmao💀
ZAWORUDO: well, I do have some fixing to do, that's for sure
ZAWORUDO: It's been fun, thank you for having me
MommyShark: anytime, Mr Brando
Pudding: NO, NOT ANYTIME
ZAWORUDO: I can take you with me if you want, Fugueto!
Pudding: it's Fugo.
ZAWORUDO: did you just talk back to me?😁
Pudding: no sir
EmoGworl: you quit talking shit old man, or I'll piss in your milk
TheGoldenSucc: so uh
TheGoldenSucc: do you plan on visiting?
Girlboss: hell naw, brother💀
MommyShark: Trish.
ZAWORUDO: maybe some day
TheGoldenSucc: you promised you'd come to visit from time to time
ZAWORUDO: yeah well, some stuff came up and I have to go
ZAWORUDO: but I'll be back, that's for sure
TheGoldenSucc: I'm sure you will
ZAWORUDO: I'll go pack my stuff now
TokenStraight: I already went ahead and did that! You're free to leave!😀
ZAWORUDO: thank you, Barancia
TokenStraight: it's Narancia.
ZAWORUDO: well then, I'll be going.
ZAWORUDO: remember son! Being smart doesn't get you bitches!
TheGoldenSucc: thanks, padre.
ZAWORUDO has left the groupchat.
TheGoldenSucc: I'll walk him to the door
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EmoGworl: FINALLY
TokenStraight: I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Girlboss: I THINK IM GONNA CRY😭😭
DaMan: we should throw a celebration party! With everyone the blonde-vampire-whore-thing has bothered!
EmoGworl: basically everyone
DaMan: HELL YEAH
MommyShark: you guys do realize Giorno will see these texts right?
EmoGworl: LMFAO yeah and??
Pudding: and you're talking shit about his father
Pudding: on his back
Pudding: we all know how that ended the last time that happened
TokenStraight: I can still taste the carpet.....
DaMan: bro Giogio won't mind. He's very open about this kind of stuff
MommyShark: the last time you said that you had a massive argument with him and Fugo
DaMan: true BUT
DaMan: even Giorno admits how bothersome Mr Brando is
Girlboss: right, remember when we went to the beach last week?
Pudding: how could I forget
TokenStraight: w-what happened at the beach? I was gone for half of the day💀
DaMan: yeah cuz you decided you wanted to try and catch fish with your bare hands
MommyShark: I let you do that cuz it would be one less child to take care of
TokenStraight: GEE thanks
Girlboss: basically Mr Brando was in the water and called Giorno over
MommyShark: poor kid was so happy that his dad was trying to bond with him, he started swimming over to the man at the speed of light
EmoGworl: but everytime he came back up to breathe, Mr Brando was even further away from him
DaMan: so Giorno got mad and made a whole shark to swim over to him💀
TokenStraight: HELP
Pudding: btw I'll go clean my room now. See yall later
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MommyShark: I still remember the "manly" scream Mr Brando let out🗿
Girlboss: not to mention the bullying session that took place when Mr Brando found out Polnareff was in the turtle 💀💀
DaMan: the man has issues
MommyShark: point is, Giorno's trying to make things right with his dad, and Mr Brando is not helping
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TheGoldenSucc: he really isn't 💀
TheGoldenSucc: I mean he did say he was gonna try and find the rest of his sons but I think that was just his excuse to leave akshwjjs
MommyShark: I'm sorry things with him didn't work out that well, Giogio
TheGoldenSucc: don't sweat it. I knew they wouldn't. Just had a leap of faith
EmoGworl: at least you still have mama Bruno!
MommyShark: watch it, emo.
TheGoldenSucc: but hey! At least he recognized my existence!
DaMan: that's better than nothing
TheGoldenSucc: yeah!
TheGoldenSucc: but he did say he'd come back soon, probably in three months
TheGoldenSucc: he also told me to keep his private number, so that's something
TheGoldenSucc: he also gave me a hug
TheGoldenSucc: that made me happy😃
TokenStraight: aww that's great Giogio!
TheGoldenSucc: but I do still have Bucciarati!
MommyShark: I clearly won the lottery today😐
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Pudding: THE MOTHER FUCKER PISSED ON MY BED
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
