Passione Groupchat

Don't Worry, She'll Be Fine

"We Need A Free Day"

⁉️: yall there's only one week left!

MommyShark: OOOOO
MommyShark: for what?😃

⁉️: I
⁉️: I don't know.

Pudding: 💀💀

Doraemon: bro forgor

EmoGworl: how's school going?

TheGoldenSucc: it's okay
TheGoldenSucc: we just finished P.E., we're gonna have lunch now. Thanks for the food, Bucciarati

MommyShark: you're welcome. Tell Narancia not to give his bread to the pigeons again. I know where he lives

⁉️: they're more hungry than I am

MommyShark: DONT FEED THE PIGEONS NARANCIA

Girlboss: also, look at his face
Girlboss: 1 attachment.

MommyShark: Jesus Christ, what happened to you??

⁉️: we played football in P.E. today

Pudding: WERE YOU THE BALL???

⁉️: Nah, apparently I'm a magnet and I attract balls to my face
⁉️: THAT sounded SO wrong.
⁉️: my day is going terribly, I already gave up
⁉️: thank God we're going home after lunch

MommyShark: what happened child?

⁉️: well, for starters, today I woke up

Doraemon: dude's in his emo phase

⁉️: but then Sheila E had the brilliant idea to spray perfume on my face and I had an allergic reaction
⁉️: I still have difficulty breathing

EmoGworl: that girl is amazing. She could start world war 3 and I wouldn't question her reasons

Doraemon: we should try to put her in the gc again

TheGoldenSucc: you know how she is, she'll most likely leave the moment she joins

Doraemon: worth the risk

Doraemon added SheilaE.

SheilaE: you people have some trouble understanding that I do not want to be in this groupchat. I swear to God I'll be out of here before the day ends.

Doraemon: what if I told you that this is an order?

SheilaE: I would seriously doubt it, because this isn't business we're talking about.

TheGoldenSucc: relax, amica! It's just a gc with your friends!

SheilaE: nobody here is my friend, besides Trish.

⁉️: of course we are! We treat you with respect and invite you to our movie nights!

SheilaE: unfortunately. Narancia, we can smell your flatulence. You're not fooling anyone.

Pudding: FLATULENCE💀

Doraemon: KWNAJADJNSN

⁉️: man

SheilaE: and no one here is genuinely funny. You people laugh at pee jokes!

⁉️: oh you like funny people? Well, lucky for you, my entire life is a joke! :D

SheilaE:

⁉️:

SheilaE: okay.

Titz: hello, I know I'm not supposed to be here, but I just wanted to pass by and say that SOMEBODY didn't flush the toilet in the lounge so I did it myself. Unfortunately. I hate you guys

Doraemon: thanks Tiz! God loves you!

Titz: lol if he loved me, he would've made me white and rich. I'm off now.

SheilaE:
SheilaE: you see what I mean?

Doraemon: who the hell didn't flush the toilet in the lounge??

⁉️: I fed the pigeons

MommyShark: NARANCIA

Doraemon: there's my answer

⁉️: why does nobody ever question Giogio?? He pees too!

TheGoldenSucc: Narancia, I never go to the lounge

⁉️: your Stand does

TheGoldenSucc: Stands don't pee Narancia🗿

Doraemon: stop trying to blame everything on Giorno everytime you do something wrong💀💀

⁉️: he's easy to blame ☹️ stop defending him everytime >:(

Doraemon: that that's my job-

Girlboss: Mista, you tried to shoot him at the coliseum.

Doraemon: oh, that was long ago!

MommyShark: you WHAT

Doraemon: I admit it! I got mad when he told us that he knew you were dead all along and didn't tell us! But he brought you back so SLAY

TheGoldenSucc: SLAY

MommyShark: oh
MommyShark: slay

SheilaE: wonderful.

⁉️: you know you don't need to put a full stop everytime you write something, right?

SheilaE: it's basic writing etiquette, Narancia.

⁉️: you talk so richingly, it makes me sick

SheilaE: "richingly" is not a word.

⁉️: okay.

EmoGworl: are you ready to change your name for real now?

SheilaE: fine. You guys are annoying. No wonder no one likes to hang out with you.

⁉️: who's nobody? :(

Girlboss: come on sis! Be spontaneous!

SheilaE has changed their name to KillMe.

KillMe: better?

⁉️: no ☹️

Pudding: lol

KillMe: you stay quiet. I hate this.

TheGoldenSucc: notice how you didn't leave the groupchat

KillMe:
KillMe: might as well stay...

Doraemon: yey!!!!

KillMe: I don't promise to be online 24/7, though.

Doraemon: that's enough for me. Now go get my mail yeah?😍

KillMe: you're lucky you're my superior. Otherwise I'd be shoving these envelopes up a place in your body where the sun doesn't shine.

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EmoGworl: such a sweet girl

Pudding: isn't she Giorno's bodyguard too? What does she mean "superior"??

Doraemon: don't question it, I like to have power

Girlboss: ah... I love her

TheGoldenSucc: OOOOOOOOO

⁉️: TRISHHHHH

Girlboss: nnO NOT LIKE THAF

Doraemon: sure huns, now go eat your lunch

Girlboss:
Girlboss: I'm sorry, who packed my lunchbox?

Doraemon: meee🤲😍

Girlboss: MISTA WHY DID YOU PUT GRASS IN HERE??? DO I LOOK LIKE A COW TO YOU???

Doraemon: if it makes you feel better, it's fake grass

Girlboss: MAN THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER WHAT?? IM HUNGRY, MISTA

Doraemon: I thought you were a lesbian?

Girlboss: I'm
Girlboss:
Girlboss: okay I pull up☝️