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The Disappearance Of The Turtle

"We Need A Free Day"

Girlboss: yall I lost Polnareff 🗿

MommyShark:
MommyShark: what.

DaMan: sis wdym you lost Polnareff? 💀

Girlboss: I mean the turtle was with me, and now it's not. It ran off. Evaporated. Kaboom.

TheGoldenSucc: well, he couldn't have gone that far. How long has it been since you last saw him?

Girlboss: I just went to the bathroom, so no more than 5 minutes

TheGoldenSucc: then he still must be around your room somewhere, no?

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EmoGworl: YOU LOST POLNAREFF?!?!

Girlboss: god damn it YES, WHAT'S THE PART THAT'S HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!

EmoGworl: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP HIM COMPANY WHILE I WENT GROCERY SHOPPING, AND THIS IS WHAT YOU DO??!! YOU KNOW HOW THAT MAN'S STUBBORN

Girlboss: well, screaming through a phone won't solve much now, will it?🤨

TokenStraight: well Abba, keeping him company was your duty. You're kinda the one to blame

EmoGworl: Narancia, what would people think if they saw me in the middle of the candy aisle, shoving shit in the bag, with a WHOLE ASS TURTLE ON MY ARM?!

TokenStraight: well, that's what you get for leaving your job to somebody else!

Pudding: yeah man, if you want something well done, you gotta do it yourself

EmoGworl: not after what happened last year

TheGoldenSucc: what happened last year?

DaMan: yeah wtf happened last year?

EmoGworl: December 24th. Christmas eve. 5 am.

MommyShark:
MommyShark: Abbacchio, you know I love you
MommyShark: but on December 24th of 2021, at 5 am, absolutely NOTHING happened

EmoGworl: so we're forgetting how determined Fugo was to teach Narancia the whole periodic table, and when you and I asked if we could help, he refused wholeheartedly, and it ended up with him burning the Christmas tree, AND THE PRESENTS???

Pudding: in my defense, he was so stupid, he was starting to get on my nerves

TokenStraight: >:T

EmoGworl: from that moment on I stopped trusting myself to do everything, and started leaving most stuff to the hands of the universe

MommyShark: all because Fugo has anger issues?

Pudding: oi

EmoGworl: basically

MommyShark: fair enough

TheGoldenSucc: we have more pressing matters, though.
TheGoldenSucc: I want you all to stop what you're doing and go look for the damn turtle-man. We're not going back to work until that thing appears.

EmoGworl: can I at least organize the groceries first?

TheGoldenSucc: you can do that later. Damn, I'll even help you with it. For now, go look for the turtle

EmoGworl: urgh
EmoGworl: yes, boss🙄

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TokenStraight: you guys wanna know something cool?

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MommyShark: what.

TokenStraight: I found out Polnareff is allergic to peanut butter

Girlboss:
Girlboss: huh😀

TokenStraight: man was a ball when I found him in the kitchen
TokenStraight: he was behind the table with a broken peanut butter jar next to him
TokenStraight: he said he was hungry but forgot he's allergic to that shit

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: he can be so stupid sometimes, I swear.

Girlboss: well now that you found him, give him back to Abba
Girlboss: and Leone, for the life of me, DO NOT look away from him
Girlboss: for all I know he'll be trying to fly to France the second you decide to check something on your phone

EmoGworl: I need a nap...