"Underpaid Team😨"
HatGoesHahaFunny: aight I need to know what's going on
HatGoesHahaFunny: why must you interrupt my beauty sleep?
EmoGworl: well it sure is sleeping, the beauty part is debatable
Cheese: Narancia locked himself in the kitchen. He refuses to come out. We were playing monopoly!
HatGoesHahaFunny: not this again
HatGoesHahaFunny: Narancia get online, ffs
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TokenStraight: no
HatGoesHahaFunny: they are hungry Narancia, you need to open the door
TokenStraight: no way! You beasts can eat some other time!
GenderfluidMirror: YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR THREE HOURS HELLO???
Cheese: is this some weird ass fantasy he has?
TokenStraight: SHUT UP YOU BAFFOON
Mamalone:
Mamalone: whatever, I got quests to do...
NoMilkIce: oh, you have a mission right now?
Mamalone: what? No. In genshin
IGotTheMilk: genwhat
Mamalone: genshin impact!
NoMilkIce: Melone! Do not betray the franchise you belong to! Jojo's Bizarre Adventure created by Hirohiko Araki!
Mamalone: we don't have a Hutao or a Xiao, fuck you dad
NoMilkIce: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME??!
Mamalone: sorry dad
Ham: yall be breaking the fourth wall like it ain't nothing💀
Elsa: psht. Mobile games... these people nowadays...
Mamalone:
HatGoesHahaFunny: MELONE I GOT THAT COMPUTER FIXED A WEEK AGO, STOP BREAKING IT!!!
Mamalone: Mobile Games are sins.
Cheese: HM HELLO??? NARANCIA IS STILL IN THE KITCHEN!!
Ham: fuck Narancia!
Cheese: aight, no dinner for any of you
TokenStraight: FINE I'LL LEAVE GEEZ FAT ASSES
IGotTheMilk: hey Lu, if I were you I would leave the hallway. Narancia might be watching you
GenderfluidMirror: you absolute idiot, I'm the one watching Narancia
TokenStraight: ayo
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: did I just see a laptop falling down the window?
HatGoesHahaFunny: MELONE I WILL KILL YOU
Mamalone: sacrifices must be made.
Elsa: oh you don't have to stop playing that blasphemy for me, Melone
Mamalone: mimImUnMjNN
TokenStraight: okay, well, I just got pizza thrown to my face
TokenStraight: Thanks Formaggio, I appreciate that
Cheese: HAHA HOW DOES THAT FEEL YOU COW
IGotTheMilk: Formaggio! We don't call other people cows unless it's Prosciutto!!
Ham: yeah!
Ham: wait what😟
Pineapple: it's okay big bro, sometimes life sucks, even for cows. And that's okay! As long as you're thicc!
Ham: what the fuck
Cheese: AYYY MY BOY PESCI KNOWS IT
Mamalone: I take the blame, he's been spending too much time with me
Ham: YOU'RE CORRUPTING HIM, YOU DISGRACE
Ham: that's it
Ham: Melone must be eliminated
Mamalone: what🙂
Ham: from monopoly! Can we get back to the game now?
EmoGworl: yeah
TokenStraight: yeah let's get back to it
Cheese: BUT WE STOPPED PLAYING BECAUSE OF YOU
TokenStraight: STOP YELLING THIS IS A GROUPCHAT
Cheese: AAAHHHHHH
TokenStraight: AHHHHHHHHH
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
