Passione Groupchat

Mompei

A/N: A little Mista headcanon of mine, don't mind if I do😚

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"We Need A Free Day"

TokenStraight: @/Pudding Illuso forgot to translate his report again, help💀

Pudding: bring it to me, you're lucky I'm fluent in French...

EmoGworl: haven't they been living in Italy for like 7 years??
EmoGworl: how come they still have trouble with Italian?

Pudding: they always write the reports in French, and then they translate them. It's just so they have a baseline

DaMan: they must stay connected to their roots! They must miss home :(

EmoGworl: aw boo-hoo poor them

Girlboss: since when do you willingly defend anyone from La Squadra?🗿

DaMan: I don't, I just feel for Illuso specifically. I know how it is to miss home

EmoGworl: no you dont, you were born in Italy genius💀

TokenStraight: mf forgot his own country💀

DaMan:
DaMan: dudes, I told you this when I joined the gang
DaMan: I was not born in Italy

TokenStraight: HWAT??!!

EmoGworl: HOW COME I DONT REMEMBER THAT??

Girlboss: wait fr??

Pudding: not even I remember that

MommyShark: oh yes, if I remember correctly, Mista was born in Portugal, isn't that right?

DaMan: yep!

Pudding: WHAT

EmoGworl: DUDE WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US WHEN WE WERE IN PORTUGAL???

DaMan: meh no need. Again, I was never truly a portuguese citizen. I was born there, I learned portuguese, but I moved to Italy at 4. I'd go back to Portugal for vacation but very rarely. Mostly because only my mother's part of the family was portuguese
DaMan: but again, I started living on my own at 13 so I stopped going there, obviously lmao

Pudding: which part were you born in?

DaMan: Lisbon🗿

Pudding: isn't that in the center?? Dude you could've told me before I booked the hotel, I would've booked it in Lisbon instead!

EmoGworl: also you could've been our translator the whole time wtf dude💀

DaMan: nah no need. I barely remember much anyways
DaMan: let's not make a big deal out of this, yeah?

MommyShark: fine, but it is set in stone now

Girlboss: btw Giogio I need to have a talk with you🧍‍♂️

TheGoldenSucc: what is it?

Girlboss: did you bring frogs to the villa again?🤨

TheGoldenSucc: first of all, it's A frog. Not plural
TheGoldenSucc: second of all, his name is Mompei, and he was supposed to be with me.

ZAWORUDO: your adoration for frogs absolutely frightens me, son...

MommyShark: Giogio, we've talked about this. No bringing frogs to the villa.

TheGoldenSucc: fine... I'll bring him back to his home...

EmoGworl: it's a frog, not a child🧍‍♂️

TokenStraight: yall wanna know something cool?

ZAWORUDO: HELL YEAH

Pudding: no Narancia, everytime you say that, you either pierced your nipples with a mechanical pencil or shoved your dick in the microwave

TokenStraight: this one wasn't body mutilation I promise! It's actually amazing!
TokenStraight: my foot is stuck in the toilet! Look!
TokenStraight: 1 attachment

EmoGworl: why WHY?!

MommyShark: MY CHILD

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TokenStraight: hehe... it tickles

Girlboss: I'm gonna stop trying to reason with him

TheGoldenSucc: first of all, how.

TokenStraight: okay so your frog

TheGoldenSucc: Mompei

TokenStraight: Mompei
TokenStraight: it was up on the shelf in my bathroom, so I put my feet on the seat of the toilet to see if I could reach it
TokenStraight: I slipped and now I'm here 💅

Pudding: well at least it was an accident

TokenStraight: I tried to drink the water with a cup to see if the water flow would make it easier to free my foot

EmoGworl: YOU TRIED TO WHAT💀💀💀

DaMan: MY MAN IN WHAT WORLD WOULD THAT WORK???

TokenStraight: in my head
TokenStraight: it clearly didn't

EmoGworl: @/TheGoldenSucc this is all your fault

TheGoldenSucc: leave Mompei out of this!

EmoGworl: IT'S NOT THE FROG IM TALKING ABOUT

TokenStraight: what if I pee?

EmoGworl: DON'T

ZAWORUDO: hehe... piss...