Passione Groupchat

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"We Need A Free Day"

TheGoldenSucc: huh would you look at that
TheGoldenSucc: whatever you did worked, Mista!
TheGoldenSucc: Sheila E and Trish are better than before!

Doraemon: did you expect any less from Cupid Mista?😼

MommyShark: I expected a bunch of scenarios and none of them were good

EmoGworl: well, one less thing to worry about

Doraemon: they'll get married in the future, I'm telling you

MommyShark: one thing at a time, my baby can't even walk in a straight line yet

⁉️: fr the girl has a problem💀 you try to take one step, she's running over you

Pudding: coordination at its finest

⁉️: I remember the first day we met her, she stepped on my foot 5 times. I swear she broke my toe☹️

MommyShark: what a day that was...

EmoGworl: it all happened so quickly too

Doraemon: yeah Giorno joined, Polpo was killed, Stand users here, Stand users there, Trish, my God we couldn't catch a break

TheGoldenSucc: what a bizarre adventure

⁉️: I just realized Giorno became boss in a week

Pudding: it's been more than a year Narancia🤺

TheGoldenSucc: *poses gayly*

MommyShark: God, I remember the shock when Polpo died

Doraemon: I know for a fact that shit wasn't suicide

Pudding: I remember going down the street with all of you and hearing the weirdest theories going around

⁉️: yeah I heard he choked on a banana and the officers killed him to have material to tell the press?????

EmoGworl: that doesn't even make sense
EmoGworl: I did hear that one of the guards shot him because he wanted his position

Doraemon: that makes even less sense🧍‍♂️
Doraemon: but I heard an even worse one, but this one was created right after Giorno became boss
Doraemon: I heard that he killed Polpo because it was too much of a coincidence that he joined the team the moment the man died

⁉️: yeah but the theories involving Giogio were created by the traitors
⁉️: they just don't like the idea of having a half Japanese/half British 16 year old running the Neapolitan crime syndicate

Pudding: I swear, this organization shouldn't be called Passione, it should be called Tea Fabricassione

MommyShark: I'm telling you, the search is not over yet
MommyShark: I swear we'll take down whoever killed Polpo

TheGoldenSucc: period

Doraemon: just for good measure
Doraemon: Giogio, you didn't kill Polpo, right?

MommyShark: of course he didn't. He was the guy who would accept him. How would he do that if he killed him?

TheGoldenSucc: what he said

EmoGworl: no, I wanna hear it from him
EmoGworl: Giorno, did you kill Polpo?

TheGoldenSucc: No, Abbacchio. I did not kill Polpo.

⁉️: yeah, man, look at him! He's just a silly little man!

MommyShark: this is getting ridiculous, let's change subject
MommyShark: how did you manage to make Sheila E and Trish talk again, Mista?

Doraemon: I have some aces up my sleeve
Doraemon: also because I have experience with relationships😌☝️
Doraemon: speaking of relationships, Giorno can I have my money earlier?🧍‍♂️

TheGoldenSucc: for what?

Doraemon: I just need it okay?😭

TheGoldenSucc: you expect me to give you your salary almost a month before it's due, without telling me what for?

Doraemon:
Doraemon: okay look, me and Angelo are gathering money for
Doraemon: something

⁉️: MAN YOU AIN'T LEAVING RIGHT???

Doraemon: IM NOT, CHILL
Doraemon: I'll say it, Angelo needs a new bed

EmoGworl: huh?? Can't he sleep on his damn couch?

Doraemon: it's a long story alright?😭

Pudding: keep going

Doraemon: JESUS YOU PEOPLE ARE NOSY
Doraemon: WE BROKE HIS BED WHILE FUCKING, LIVE WITH THAT IMAGE IN YOUR HEADS TIL THE END OF YOUR DAYS

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: ooookay you can take the money out of my desk, now disappear from my sight😃

Doraemon: THANK YOU Jesus Christ...

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EmoGworl: how

⁉️: how did they break the bed while fucking?☹️

Pudding: fornication

TheGoldenSucc:

EmoGworl:

MommyShark:

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Pudding:
Pudding: what

KillMe: that was an information I did not need to know.

Pudding: Jesus where did you come from??

KillMe: I've been here all along.

⁉️: Dio Brando who

KillMe: Narancia broke the window.

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