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"Underpaid Team😨"

Ham: Gelato, I can hear your ungodly laugh from here. Chill

IGotTheMilk: I'M SORRY YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD WHAT FORMAGGIO JUST ASKED JAISAISDHSISH

Elsa: did you
Elsa: did you just oink?

IGotTheMilk: JHAISHSJWBSJS

Pineapple: I wanna laugh too! What did he say? :0

Cheese: I just asked Gelato if he knew how many people in the military have degrading kinks lol

IGotTheMilk: AND I TOLD YOU, PROBABLY EVERYONE

Mamalone: Yes, me and Ghia spent a week at a military base, during the time we were homeless. We can confirm, everyone there likes to either be slut shamed or degraded. There is no in-between

GenderfluidMirror: so that explains where all of your kinks came from

NoMilklce: Melone, you just exposed yourself in the stupidest way possible

Mamalone: no u

NoMilkIce: i-
NoMilkIce: HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WHEEZE???

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HatGoesHahaFunny: I hope you guys are having a bad day, so I can make it 9933892023 times worse

Cheese: aight! Let's hear it

HatGoesHahaFunny: two words. Guess.

Mamalone: hair conditioner

HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: wha

Ham: boneless seniors

HatGoesHahaFunny: guys

GenderfluidMirror: Danny Devito

HatGoesHahaFunny: WHY

Cheese: fried penis

HatGoesHahaFunny: FORMAGGIO

IGotTheMilk: fingerless elephants

HatGoesHahaFunny: where are you guys coming from i-
HatGoesHahaFunny: THAT DOESN'T MATTER
HatGoesHahaFunny: WE ARE HAVING A NEW RECRUIT, HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY THAT???

Elsa: WE ARE HAVING WHAT

IGotTheMilk: NOOOOOOOO

Mamalone: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM GN

Cheese: NO, WE'RE OKAY LIKE THIS

GenderfluidMirror: KILL THEM, KILL THEM WITH FIRE

NoMilkIce: WHY THIS ALL OF A SUDDEN???

Pineapple: IM NO LONGER THE NEW GUY??😨😨

Ham: FUCK IF HE'S LIKE PESCI, WE'RE DOOMED

Pineapple: :(

Ham: I'm sorry Pesci, I'll burn my tongue in the oven

Elsa: Capo, what the hell is going on???

HatGoesHahaFunny: the boss said he found this guy, and he thinks he's a perfect addition to our team. So I don't really have a say in this, I'm sorry

Mamalone: capo, for information gathering, I'll need a name, a photo, and a description plis 😍

HatGoesHahaFunny: 4 attachments.
HatGoesHahaFunny: before you ask, yes, he's a Stand user.
HatGoesHahaFunny: his name is Manzo Rossi, and he's 29. His Stand is named Back To Black and he's

Mamalone: he's a Virgo. I don't like him already

Cheese: OI BUT I'M A VIRGO TOO😨

Mamalone: exactly

HatGoesHahaFunny: anyways his Stand consists in

Mamalone: I don't care
Mamalone: his profile screams "Discord Mod Who Lives In His Mom's Basement"
Mamalone: it's giving pure trouble fuel

HatGoesHahaFunny: can I finish my explanation, Melone?

Mamalone: no need. His Stand is named Back To Black, and he can slow down time, oooooo how scaryyyyy
Mamalone: I'm telling you, I'm ignoring the shit out of him the moment he comes through that door

Elsa: yeah, same, we don't need him. We're just fine by ourselves

GenderfluidMirror: sure, his Stand sounds useful, but so what?? All of us, as a team, are powerful!

Mamalone: it would be such a shame if he died mysteriously.... by poisoning......

HatGoesHahaFunny: you're not killing him, Melone

Mamalone: oi but it's the only way to kill him without risking him using his Stand!

HatGoesHahaFunny: THAT'S NOT MY POINT, YOU'RE NOT KILLING THE NEW RECRUIT

Mamalone: why not? 🙃

HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: okay do whatever you want, I don't care anymore. He's coming to the base tonight, for a meeting. Yall can come if you want

Mamalone: Belladonna come to papa😍

Cheese: WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND BELLADONNA SO SOON?????

Mamalone: I have some tricks up my sleeve😼

IGotTheMilk: I'm the tricks up his sleeve. I make plants🌴

HatGoesHahaFunny: of course you'd use your Stand for that

IGotTheMilk: well duh, if I'm an assassin, I'm gonna use my plant powers to make venomous plants🗿

GenderfluidMirror: bro idk how the boss isn't regulating you like he does to the drugs trades. Bro's an eagle💀

Mamalone: trust the process, my friend
Mamalone: trust the God damn process.....

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Elsa:
Elsa: huh.

Cheese: I'll be damned! The damn thing worked!

GenderfluidMirror: I'm speechless

HatGoesHahaFunny: okay, and now what do we tell the boss?

Mamalone: cardiac arrest. Which isn't completely untrue. He just doesn't need to know the cause of it

IGotTheMilk: man, the dude was ugly. That much wasn't wasted

Ham: welp. Does anyone want ice cream? I brought it from the supermarket

Pineapple: oooh ice cream!

NoMilkIce: we need to get the body out of here doe

Ham: ice cream is more important, Sorbetto. Ice cream is more important...