"We Need A Free Day"
TokenStraight: MAMA BRUNOOOO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Girlboss: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM😭😭💕
DaMan: OH MY GOD HAPPY BDAY MAMA!!!!
Pudding: mama Brunito😭😭💖💖💖
TheGoldenSucc: Happy birthday Bucciarati!!!✨️✨️
EmoGworl: happy birthday Bruno!!
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MommyShark: Oh HEY AWW thank you guys!!!
Girlboss: me and Abba bought you flowers!! We know how much you like those :>
TheGoldenSucc: yeah, me and Abbacchio made pizza for celebration lol!
DaMan: oooo wait aren't we doing a fancy celebration like last year's? :o
MommyShark: nah, I told Giorno those parties aren't my kind of thing. But thank you guys, I'm sure the pizza is delicious and the flowers are beautiful!
Girlboss: also, I never thought Abba and Giogio would partake in an activity together, out of their own free will
TheGoldenSucc: yeah well I was in the kitchen and Abbacchio insisted that he helped me sooo
EmoGworl: at that point I just threatened him. He just likes to pretend it was something we both wanted lol
TheGoldenSucc: BUT I did invite the underpaid team for dinner
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: God damn it, hitman*
TheGoldenSucc: I'm gonna stop trying
Pudding: well you're not saying a lie💀
MommyShark: since we're already here, can I ask you all something?
TokenStraight: sure! Go for it!
MommyShark: when and where did this whole "Mama Bruno" thing started? Cuz not even I know
Pudding: yeah well, you adopted all of us at some point
DaMan: you adopt and give food to kids in distress, therefore, you're a mom🧍♂️
MommyShark: ohhh so THAT'S where the title came from!
MommyShark: yeah well, I saw potential in you, and I wanted to take you guys in!
Girlboss: awww moooomm
TokenStraight: wait, now I'm the one who's confused
TokenStraight: I don't think Giogio was adopted!
TheGoldenSucc: yeah, I was not a kid in distress lol
MommyShark: my God, don't even remind me of our first encounter💀
TheGoldenSucc: he licked my face
TokenStraight: HELOFRJ
Girlboss: HAHAHAHAHSHS
DaMan: HE WHATSVSHWNS
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: wait, he didn't lick you guys..?😟
EmoGworl: no kid, what💀
MommyShark: I wanted to see if he was lying
Pudding: ooohh you did tell us about that trait of yours!
EmoGworl: wait how did you guys even meet?
MommyShark: remember when leaky-eye Luca died?
DaMan: yeah?
MommyShark: yeah Giorno first knocked him out, and I was assigned to find out what happened
EmoGworl: HWAT??
TokenStraight: HE DID???
TheGoldenSucc: okay, I didn't hurt him on purpose, I did warn him to not hurt the frog!
Pudding: what frog💀💀
TheGoldenSucc: it's a really long story🗿
DaMan: now that I think of it, we didn't have the best impression on you for the first time, did we?💀
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: I'm not gonna lie, no, you didn't 💀
Pudding: with Bruno licking you
DaMan: Abbacchio pissing in your tea
EmoGworl: Mista screaming about the number 4
Pudding: Narancia not knowing simple math and confusing you with his gender
TokenStraight: Fugo attacking me with a FORK
TheGoldenSucc: you guys are something else, but I'm so glad I met you
EmoGworl: awwww gross
DaMan: all because of mama Bruno😍
TokenStraight: all Hail momma Bruno!
MommyShark: I love you guys...
EmoGworl: awww we love you more!!
DaMan: gross, happy Abbacchio
EmoGworl: I'll piss in your mouth while you sleep.
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