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First Day First Breakdown

"We Need A Free Day"

MommyShark: you're lucky I'm letting you go to school, Giorno. After that night where FOR SOME REASON you decided to get blackout drunk, you disappointed me for real

TheGoldenSucc: sorry, Bucciarati. I won't do it again

MommyShark: I expected this from Mista, but you?

DaMan: don't drag me into the conversation, he's the kid here

MommyShark: THAT'S THE PROBLEM YOU IDIOT

⁉️: Can we go??? I'm super excited!!

Girlboss: Nara, class doesn't start before 8, and it's 7 😭

EmoGworl: yeah we take 10 minutes to get there💀

⁉️: do I look like I give a fuck? This uniform is so cool😭😭

TheGoldenSucc: yeah, nobody can see my man-boobs

Girlboss: Nara I hope you know that you'll be the only 18 year old in a class of eleventh graders

Pudding: that shouldn't matter, right?

⁉️: yeah!

Girlboss: I'm just saying, he's in for a real treat. The bro is 18 and sometimes confuses his left with his right

⁉️: it happens to everyone!!

Girlboss: No, Nara. No, it doesn't.
Girlboss: you're the same guy who ate Abbacchio's lipstick during a mission, because we couldn't catch a break to have lunch

EmoGworl: YOU DID WHAT???

⁉️: I WAS HUNGRY OKAY????

EmoGworl: NARANCIA WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU💀💀💀

DaMan: bro isn't living, he's surviving

⁉️: oi, it's obvious. Sometimes, life likes to fuck us all!
⁉️: and boy, does it fuck us good...

Girlboss:

DaMan:

MommyShark:

Pudding:

TheGoldenSucc:

EmoGworl:

Girlboss: uh
Girlboss: oh before I forget
Girlboss: we need to buy scissors and wires for an arts and crafts project

TheGoldenSucc: oooo

⁉️: ooh I like arts and crafts!

DaMan: wait I have some wire with me

MommyShark: I'm sorry, you what

DaMan: yeah I keep a lot of material in my pants, next to my gun
DaMan: oh you're in luck! I have 5 scissors right here! One of them for sewing

Girlboss: man I don't think I want those😟

DaMan: sucks to suck

EmoGworl: where do you even FIT all of that stuff??

DaMan: my pants are large for this massive cock of mine

EmoGworl: why did I even bother to ask, when I knew this would be the answer for sure

⁉️: bro pulls the weirdest shit out of his pants, the other day he pulled out a toaster

Pudding: mf is Doraemon

DaMan: nah Doraemon could never have such swag

DaMan has changed their name to Doraemon.

Doraemon: I'm Doraemon 2.0💪

Girlboss: congratulations Guido...

⁉️: I'll take the scissors btw

EmoGworl: 📸

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"We Need A Free Day"

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MommyShark: so you guysss!
MommyShark: how was your first day?

⁉️: it was AWESOME!!

TheGoldenSucc: it was okay

Girlboss: I need a nap

Doraemon: did you make friends?

⁉️: yes!! Everyone was so welcoming and had super good vibes!

EmoGworl: what about classes? Do you have homework?

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⁉️: yes, I do, I'll do it later

Pudding: no, you're gonna come upstairs, do it, and then bring it to me to see if you did everything right

⁉️: it's maaath Fugo!!! And it was my first day! I have an excuse

Girlboss: pfft no you dont, the teacher gave you spare notes, you can just read from them💀

⁉️: MAN

MommyShark: what about you, Giogio?

TheGoldenSucc: I'm just gonna take a shower and finish my homework
TheGoldenSucc: I forgot how natural it felt to say this sentence
TheGoldenSucc: I feel like a normal teenager🚶

Doraemon: did you make frieeendssss

TheGoldenSucc: well, technically I'm not in school to make friends, but everyone was sweet, yes

Girlboss: I introduced them to my friends, but Nara spent most of the morning with the guys from class
Girlboss: Giogio here spent the rest of the time with me!

TheGoldenSucc: yeah well, you're a loner so might as well make you some company

Girlboss: geez you're so sweet...

Doraemon: you'll start hanging out with your own friends, don't worry Giogio

TheGoldenSucc: that's not my priority though

EmoGworl: there's no point in talking to him about this
EmoGworl: anyways, I need to go collect the underpaid team's reports. I'll see you guys later

MommyShark: see you

Doraemon: byeee

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⁉️: little does he know I shoved his lipstick up my a