Passione Groupchat

Desperation

"We Need A Free Day"

DaMan: GUYS URGENT QUESTION

Girlboss: NICKI MINAJ OR CARDI B

TokenStraight: queen Nicki for sure 🙄🤚

Pudding: nah queen B for SURE

MommyShark: where did all of this come from?

Girlboss: this man has no taste, obviously

DaMan: nah just because I don't like Nicki Midaj, doesn't mean I don't have good taste

Girlboss: well, you like Cardi Cheese so that explains it

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EmoGworl: guys, does any of you have trouble shitting?

TheGoldenSucc: what😃

EmoGworl: I think someone has been shitting blood, because I saw our medical records, and one of you has an infection. I don't know who though

Girlboss: 😟

EmoGworl: what I'm basically asking is, does any of you have hemorrhoids?

DaMan: huh

EmoGworl: yes, Mista. There is a difference between having hemorrhoids and being sore from having gay sex. Now, who the hell is it?

Girlboss: tbh Abba... I don't think the person who has it will confess

EmoGworl: Trish, I was a cop back in the day, I've seen a lot of shit. I think I can deal with hemorrhoids.

TokenStraight: please... as if that clears things up...

EmoGworl: oh yeah, it's you Narancia, I'm sure.

TokenStraight: say what now

EmoGworl: I think you have hemorrhoids

TokenStraight: BRUH WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT

EmoGworl: idk I just wanna see you suffer

TokenStraight: doesn't that only happen to gay people?

Pudding: what.

EmoGworl: shhh... it's okay Fugo... you know what they say: ignorance is a blessing

TokenStraight: well I ain't gay!

EmoGworl: okay, but you can still get hemorrhoids 💀

TokenStraight: IM NOT SHITTING BLOOD

TheGoldenSucc: it's okay Narancia, your health is all that matters

TokenStraight: MY ASS ISN'T INFECTED GIOGIO😭

Pudding: vocal percussion on a whole nother level, coming from my mind!

TokenStraight: SHUT THE FUCK UP FUGO

MommyShark: Narancia I'm afraid you'll have to come with me

TokenStraight: TO YOUR MOM'S ASS, I AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE

EmoGworl: now now, Narancia, be a good boy and give in

TokenStraight: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE

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Pudding: dead it is, then!😃
Pudding: do I have permission to kill him?😲

TheGoldenSucc: do whatever you please I'm too tired to do anything to stop it lol

EmoGworl: you're 16, you're not supposed to be tired yet

MommyShark: ah... I love to torture him...

Girlboss: I hold him down. Bucciarati, you get the supplies

EmoGworl: listen-
EmoGworl: we're not actually inspecting his ass are we?

TheGoldenSucc: oh we are
TheGoldenSucc: I'll prepare the living room

EmoGworl: GIORNO DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ACTION IN ANY WAY

TheGoldenSucc: why not? After all, I'm 16. I'm "not supposed to be tired yet"

EmoGworl: I hate you so much

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TokenStraight: SOMEBODY GEY BU CCOARATI AQYA FROM ME

MommyShark: it's going to be okay, Narancia. Just breathe

TokenStraight: ABBACCHIO YOU NEED TO CHECK THOSE REPORTS AGAIN, ITS NOT ME I DONT HAVE HEMORRHOIDS

EmoGworl: OH MY GOD PEOPLE THERE ARE NO REPORTS, I MADE IT ALL UP

MommyShark: oh!

Pudding: man... now that stuff was about to go down😒

TokenStraight: well
TokenStraight: that's a relief

TheGoldenSucc: but fr now, someone's been shitting blood, what's up with the toilet?

Girlboss: oh that was me baking cupcakes

TheGoldenSucc: why did you try to flush them down the toilet????

Girlboss: so the fishies in the ocean could eat😃🥰

EmoGworl: you are
EmoGworl: so... unbelievably stupid

MommyShark: my baby's experimenting, leave her alone! 😠