"We Need A Free Day"
TheGoldenSucc: guess who got sued again!!😍😍
MommyShark: AHAIN???
EmoGworl: LMFAOO
Pudding: sighhhh
Pudding: I'll call your lawyer....
Girlboss: oi we have lawyers??
DaMan: duh💀
TheGoldenSucc: anyways I'll need to go out for a couple of hours. I'll take this opportunity to go grocery shopping. I'll see you guys later!
DaMan: urgh... can't we go some other timeeeee??
EmoGworl: get your fat hairy ass off the couch and go
TokenStraight: HELP
DaMan: >:(
MommyShark: Mista, don't bother. I also need to go out. I'll go with you, Giogio
TheGoldenSucc: thanks, Bucciarati.
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EmoGworl: this is the only thing I like about Giorno. It's when he goes shopping
Girlboss: aww you like to feel cared about!
EmoGworl: no, it's cuz he's out of the house
DaMan: man! An afternoon off!
Girlboss: you know, you shouldn't be happy about that. Giorno pays you to be his bodyguard, not to stay home constantly 💀
DaMan: oi, I do my job very well, and I do it happily! So much, that it's the only thing I do! It's not that I don't like working for Giogio- damn, I was the one who offered to be his bodyguard!- but I like to have a little time for myself!
Pudding: meh that's fair enough
TokenStraight: is that why you keep your gun on your dick?
DaMan:
DaMan: WHAT
Girlboss: 💀💀
TokenStraight: like idk you could keep your gun in your boot, but you chose to keep it in your pants!!
DaMan: IT'S MORE PRACTICAL
TokenStraight: is it, now? Let's test it
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: Oh MY GOD
Pudding: HWTA WAS THAT SOUND
EmoGworl: WAS THAT A GUNSHOT???
Pudding: WHWHY IS MISTA SCREAMIFN
Girlboss: NARANCIA SHOT MISTA'S DICK, I REPEAT, NARANCIA SHOT MISTAS DICK
EmoGworl: SHIT FUCK WE NEED GIORNO
Girlboss: WE HAVE NO GIORNO HERE YOU FUCKING IDITO
EmoGworl: @/TheGoldenSucc GET ONLINE YOH STUPID BRAT
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MommyShark: HWTA
TheGoldenSucc: HSTA WHAT THE HELL
EmoGworl: NARANCIA SHOT MISTAS DICK
TheGoldenSucc: FUCK WHAT WE NEED A DOCTOR
EmoGworl: YOURE THE DOCTOR YOU IMBECILE
MommyShark: MY CHIDL!!!!
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Pudding: GIORNO CALL 112 QUICKLY
TheGoldenSucc: YYYES WHATS THE NUMBER
Pudding:
Pudding: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHATS THE NUMBER????????,
EmoGworl: FUCKING 112 KID
TheGoldenSucc: RIGHT RIGTH
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Hours later~
"We Need A Free Day"
Girlboss:
Pudding:
TokenStraight:
MommyShark:
EmoGworl:
TheGoldenSucc:
DaMan:
DaMan: here I was bragging about how happy I was to have a day off...
DaMan: I guess I got what I asked for...
Girlboss: man... a week without being able to walk💀 you're not ready for this
DaMan: I'm really not💀
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: listen....... I can make you a new dick...
EmoGworl: goodness gracious.......
DaMan:
DaMan: I don't know if I want to go through that experience...
TokenStraight: Mista, I am so SORRY
DaMan: dude I get it, you're sorry. You've been saying that for the past 3 hours.
TokenStraight: there was so much blood.....
DaMan: there was meat splattered all over the floor😭😭😭
Girlboss: it looked like Elmer Fudd went buck wild on Mista😭
DaMan: and OF COURSE it happened at 4 pm☹️
EmoGworl: MISTA THE NUMBER 4 HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
DaMan: SAYS WHO
EmoGworl: LOGIC
Pudding: well at least you learned not to keep your gun in your pants
DaMan: everything hurts...
TheGoldenSucc: Mista, eventually I'll need to make you a new dick
DaMan: let me just process whatever just happened please🗿
DaMan: @/TokenStraight dude, everything goes to shit when you're around, stop it💀
TokenStraight: MISTA IM SORRY😭😭😭
DaMan: I GET IT NARANCIA, YOU'RE SORRY
Girlboss: I'm still trying to process how Giorno asked what's the number of 112...
TheGoldenSucc: I PANICKED OKAY?????
TokenStraight: should I also shoot my dick, so me and Mista are even?
MommyShark: NO
EmoGworl: NARANCIA I'M GONNA PUT YOU IN A STRAITJACKET
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