Passione Groupchat

Narancia Always Suffers, It's Amazing

"Idk How To Name This"

GenderfluidMirror: omg are you people seeing this?

Cheese:
Cheese: nahhh kids nowadays are something else wtf is this

EmoGworl: what's going on?

IGotTheMilk: Abbacchio, look out the window

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: oh my God are those kids trying to push another kid into the river??

NoMilkIce: you didn't see the BEFORE
NoMilkIce: they were slapping each other to see which one was the weakest
NoMilkIce: the loser is getting thrown in the river

HatGoesHahaFunny: I mean when I was a kid I did a lot of stupid stuff, but we had limits

Ham: me and my friends used to kick each other on the balls for fun

Mamalone: home-made vasectomy😍

Elsa: it's what I've been telling you people! Kids are stupid!

HatGoesHahaFunny: Ghiaccio, you were a kid once.

Elsa: yeah but I wasn't stupid!

EmoGworl: ah yes! The only exception🙄

Mamalone: Ghia, we used to do dares in which we had to eat other people's hair. I think you're forgetting some parts of your childhood

Elsa: WE WERE HOMELESS MELONE, WE NEEDED TO EAT SOME WAY

MommyShark: no but seriously where the hell are these kids' parents? They're so noisy and
MommyShark: and one of them has pink hair. Of course🙄 kids with dyed hair always bring trouble
MommyShark:
MommyShark: and... they have StandsOH MY GOD THISE ARE MY KIDS, IM THE PARENT JESUS

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Cheese: LMFAO

Pineapple: does that mean the boss is also there??😟

Ham: he's 16, I wasn't expecting any less

GenderfluidMirror: lmfao they're trying to push Narancia OH
GenderfluidMirror: AND to the water he goes!

IGotTheMilk: every time we come to a meeting, something extremely weird is happening in this villa. It's truly amazing.

Cheese: ah... I love the view...

Mamalone: I think Narancia is drowning-

Cheese: shhhHHH let's not make this about him😍

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"Idk How To Name This"

Mamalone: well that was eventful

DaMan: I love how we ignored the fact that Narancia was soaking wet the whole meeting

Cheese: bro was creating a whole pool on the floor

TokenStraight: WHY DID NOBODY GIVE ME A TOWEL???

MommyShark: we did not have towels

TokenStraight: oh please Bucciarati, we live in a whole ass villa HOW DO WE NOT HAVE TOWELS??!

Elsa: does that matter?? You were at the meeting, that's all that matters

TokenStraight: IM GONNA CATCH HYPOTHERMIA
TokenStraight: and Bucciarati educated me well enough to not make myself get hypothermia!

DaMan: LMFAO

TokenStraight: HE EDUCATED ME VERY WELL T___T

TheGoldenSucc: if he educated you so well, you wouldn't be standing in your underwear while speaking to me during the meeting.

MommyShark: pfft-

TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: apparently we did not have towels.

Pudding: I can go to the store and buy some

DaMan: yeah you can take my new bike😼 momma needs a ride

Girlboss: the new one?

DaMan: yeah! I bought it in May but I didn't wanna use it just then

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: why not.

DaMan: well Giogio it's a funny story

NoMilkIce: here we go

Ham: I'm not ready for this

TheGoldenSucc: how much was it

DaMan: I didn't tell you how much the whole thing actually costed me cuz I knew you were already too stressed out with work. So iiiiiii omitted the actual price?

TokenStraight: that's a lot of words to say that you lied.

TheGoldenSucc: Mista
TheGoldenSucc: I'm not gonna ask you again.
TheGoldenSucc: how much was it.

DaMan: seven????

TheGoldenSucc: hundred?

DaMan: ...thousand?😃

EmoGworl: THOUSAND????

GenderfluidMirror: HELP????

IGotTheMilk: WHO SPENDS THAT MUCH MONEY ON A BIKE😭😭

TheGoldenSucc: Mista, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret

DaMan: oh god

TheGoldenSucc: when you spent 700000 euros on a vehicle, you expect that the vehicle will take YOU to places. Not that YOU will take THE VEHICLE TO PLACES!!!

DaMan: I need to start managing my money better...

TheGoldenSucc: I swear to God, I will give you people actual lessons on financial education

EmoGworl: says the 16 year old

TheGoldenSucc: oh shut it, Abbacchio. I'm not the one who spent 50 euros on a pillow

EmoGworl: in my defense, I think I have scoliosis

TokenStraight: HAHA OLD MAN!

EmoGworl: okay, btw Narancia, I threw your laptop in the river

TokenStraight: OH MY GOD

EmoGworl: haha Narancia has no laptop, everyone point and laugh

TokenStraight: I'm gonna kms