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He just wanted some socks, man😭

"We Need A Free Day"

DaMan: yALL
DaMan: I JUST HAD THE HEART ATTACK OF A LIFETIME
DaMan: JESUS CHrIST I CANT BREATHE

Girlboss: ARE YOU OKAY GUIDO???

TokenStraight: I HAVE AEROSMITH READY

DaMan: IM FINE IM FINE
DaMan: IM Fine

MommyShark: okay good, cuz I was about to break into your room🗿
MommyShark: I'll go back to the kitchen-

DaMan: I was brushing my teeth, all normal and quiet
DaMan: then I look up at the mirror
DaMan: and there's fucking Illuso staring right at me💀

Pudding: Jesus fuck

EmoGworl: did he say anything at least?

DaMan: after I finished screaming he greeted me
DaMan: he said he needed a pair of clean socks🗿
DaMan: I asked what had happened to his' and......

Girlboss:

TokenStraight:

MommyShark:

Pudding:

EmoGworl:

DaMan:
DaMan: well the rest is history...

MommyShark: why didn't he ask any of his buddies..?
MommyShark: the hitman team lives like
MommyShark: quite far away from here

DaMan: I asked the same and this was his answer...

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"I asked the Capo, but he hasn't washed any of his clothes in like... a month. Then I asked Prosciutto and Pesci, but they said they were busy."

"What about Ghiaccio?"

"Told me to go fuck myself."

"Formaggio?"

"Was out on a mission with Melone."

"Gelato and Sorbet??"

"On a date."

"Have you tried contacting the Guard Squad?" Mista asked, putting away his toothbrush, leaning over the sink, "They live closer to you, right? Besides, they haven't been up to much, ever since Giorno became the boss."

"You'd be surprised. They do quite a whole lot! Managing the ins and outs, and stuff."

"Giorno told me about that, but I never really cared. I kinda don't like those guys..."

Illuso chuckled, "Feel ya. Anyways, I did try to ask them but... Tiziano and Squalo were passed out on the couch because of yesterday's mission, and God knows where Carne was."

"What about Secco and Cioccolata?"

"Dude, you think I'd ask them for anything? Only the Devil knows where Cioccolata puts his socks, along with his human-dog-thing, man!"

Mista sighed, leaving the room briefly. Illuso tried leaning closer to see where his friend had gone, but to no avail. Eventually, the brunette came back, holding a pair of clean, pink socks in his hand.

"Here, you can have my socks, and don't bother bringing them back. I don't know where those grippers have been, or will be..."

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TokenStraight: you really called them grippers?💀

DaMan: bro you haven't seen those monstrosities. I'm actually surprised how his feet were not burning, after walking a whole fucking lot just to get to the villa.

MommyShark: now that I think of it...
MommyShark: the time he spent coming over, he could've stopped by a store

Girlboss: fr, is that guy lacking a brain or..?

DaMan: bro idk, the hitman team are something else

Pudding: maybe he just wanted to be careful? He is an assassin, after all

EmoGworl: oh please, they've never been scared of anything in their lives before, I doubt they'd start now

Pudding: you underestimate the traumatic events those guys have experienced💀

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TheGoldenSucc: you guys, this is going to sound really weird coming from me, considering that I literally haven't been online for an entire day, and I have no idea what you guys have been talking about.
TheGoldenSucc: but why is Illuso twerking furiously outside, right in front of the villa's gates?🗿