Ayy a Golden Wind chatfic!
Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃
This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️
There will be chapters with a normal fic format.
I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
MommyShark: has anyone seen Mista today? He's nowhere to be found
TokenStraight: now that you mention it, he didn't come down for breakfast
Pudding: well, I saw him. He's just acting really weird
EmoGworl: so typical Mista
Pudding: weirder
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Girlboss: did I just see Mista crawling past a mirror🧍♀️
TokenStraight: a mirror? That's awfully specific LMFAO
Girlboss: Giorno was behind him watching it all Girlboss: then he joined him on the floor Girlboss: don't ask me why
Pudding: were they... doing anything besides that?
Girlboss: well they stayed in silence, on the floor, for a couple of seconds Girlboss: then for some reason Giorno hissed at the mirror Girlboss: I don't think he understood what was going on, he just went along with it
EmoGworl: sometimes I forget he's 16💀
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TheGoldenSucc: I am very mature. It's called "analyzing your target".
EmoGworl: where's Mista?
TheGoldenSucc: good question.
EmoGworl: HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO LOSE HIM?!?!
TheGoldenSucc: he's a fast guy TheGoldenSucc: oh nevermind, found him TheGoldenSucc: TheGoldenSucc: he's violently knocking on wood now TheGoldenSucc: I better go get over there-
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MommyShark: oh? MommyShark: MommyShark: ohhhh...
Pudding: ooh..?
EmoGworl: oh?
TokenStraight: oh!
Girlboss: o Girlboss: OH Girlboss: today is the 4th of July
TokenStraight: oh.
MommyShark: well, this is gonna be a fun day
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DaMan: NO, NOT FUN AT ALL
MommyShark: Mista, it's okay
DaMan: NO, NOT OKAY DaMan: IT'S GONNA BE 4 PM SOON DaMan: I KNOW! IM GONNA STAY IN MY ROOM!
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Pudding: NO MISTA, YOU HAVE WORK Pudding: and there he goes...
Girlboss: maybe Giorno will let him take the day off?
TokenStraight: he had one like TokenStraight: a week ago🚶♂️
Girlboss:
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MommyShark: I personally wish he would give the man a day off MommyShark: Mista is impossible to deal with on the 4th day of every month
TokenStraight: let us pray, brothers🛐
Girlboss: 🤨
TokenStraight: and sister 🚺 TokenStraight: @/TheGoldenSucc
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TheGoldenSucc: yes?
TokenStraight: are you gonna give him a day off?
TheGoldenSucc: I'm conflicted TheGoldenSucc: on one hand I feel like I should, because I don't want him crawling around when the meeting with the Capos starts. TheGoldenSucc: but I really need him today.
Pudding: I can go with you, if you want Pudding: I'm almost finished with my paperwork so it should be fine
TokenStraight: okay, slay I guess😼
Pudding: I really don't mind, Gio
TheGoldenSucc: okay, you can come. Meet me at my office in 10. TheGoldenSucc: I'll text Mista about it.
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TokenStraight: FUCK YEAH TokenStraight: THANK YOU FUGO
Pudding: why are you using all caps, it's annoying, stop it.
TokenStraight: you love it😇
Pudding: I really don't.
Girlboss: boooo! Get a room! *throws popcorn*
EmoGworl: NOT THE ROLEPLAY
TokenStraight: oooo I like this type of thing 😼 TokenStraight: *eats the popcorn Trish threw*
Girlboss: ew get off the floor, you insect *kicks Nara*
TokenStraight: *farts cutely* excuse me
Girlboss: FOR FUCK'S SAKE NARANCIA STOP RUINING EVERYTHING
Pudding: not you too, Trish...
Girlboss: you are impossible...
EmoGworl: now you know how I feel everyday
MommyShark: it's fine, Abba. It's routine by now
Girlboss: and you two should also get a room
TokenStraight: yeah mom and dad, we need a baby brother to keep the family tree going😩
