A/N: I had too much fun writing this chapter💀 sorry if some of the spelling in Italian is wrong lol, Google Ily
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"We Need A Free Day"
TokenStraight: Yall remember when Polpo was killed?
TheGoldenSucc: BAH
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: yes, very trying times, indeed.
MommyShark: oh I remember
MommyShark: right the day Giorno joined
DaMan: I always thought of it as more than a coincidence
DaMan: but I don't believe in coincidences either way
TokenStraight: yeah a Capo died, and a Boss was born
Girlboss: beautiful words, Narancia. How much did you drink?
TokenStraight: a lot
Pudding: you're fine, you're just being dramatic
TokenStraight: I'm not!
Pudding: you are. Narancia, I know how you get when you're drunk
Girlboss: yeah remember when we went to Mexico for business, and we spent one of the nights at a bar?
MommyShark: how could I forget? I still have the video of Abbacchio riding the mechanical bull
TokenStraight: IWBAKAJS OH MY GOD SEND IT
MommyShark: 1 attachment.
MommyShark: I never wanted to be a bull so bad
EmoGworl: when did this become about me and my amazing skills of riding a mechanical bull?
DaMan: by "amazing skills" do you mean "tugging at the bull's neck with all your mighty strength and screaming at the top of your lungs"?
EmoGworl: it's a technique anyways
EmoGworl: you weren't that amazing either, Mista
Girlboss: he lasted 15 seconds💀
TokenStraight: lasted more than me aidhwjs
DaMan: I felt so much like a cowboy... or... the pornographic vision of one...
Girlboss: everyone looks hot riding a mechanical bull, it's the law
TokenStraight: I remember falling after the first 3 seconds. I swear, the guy who was controlling it was doing it on purpose!!
Girlboss: MF WENT FLYING JAHDIAJA
Girlboss: 1 attachment.
DaMan: BAHSHAJAHSHS
TheGoldenSucc: HAHAHAHAHA
Girlboss: YEET
TokenStraight: ENOUGH
EmoGworl: I forgot who lasted the longest
Pudding: Giogio. For 45 seconds.
Girlboss: of course you kept count
Pudding: STOP MAKING IT WEIRD
TheGoldenSucc: I hit my head on the board though. It hurt
DaMan: you fell awfully gracefully though
TokenStraight: mf even falls in a godly way
Pudding: beautiful🙁💖
TheGoldenSucc: awww
EmoGworl: ewww
Girlboss: I don't wanna be that girl
Girlboss: but we also bought really cute stuff on that trip
TokenStraight: I never thought I'd own Versace in my life. And I live in Italy
Girlboss: same, who knew we'd get Italian brands in Mexico lmao
TheGoldenSucc: half of it was my treat. You're welcome
TheGoldenSucc: I love to spoil you guys lol
EmoGworl: what are we? Your sugar babies?💀
DaMan: the shit amount of money you made on that meeting is unbelievable 💀 tell me your secret
TheGoldenSucc: I'm just really good at getting what I want. I also make good points. You should learn with me, Mista
DaMan: man
Pudding: his really cute face also helps
TheGoldenSucc: awwwww
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: okay wtf is going on
MommyShark: yeah something fishy is going on
Pudding: what is that supposed to mean🧍♂️
TokenStraight: it means that you two are awfully affectionate today
Girlboss: is there something we need to know?🤨
Pudding: what so I can't compliment my boyfriend now? Momma Bruno and Papa Abbacchio are always doing it, and no one bats an eye
Pudding: but when I do it I'M GAY
TheGoldenSucc: well, you're not straight for sure
Pudding: you're right, but let me have this one babe
EmoGworl: so? Still wanna know what's going on
Pudding: NOTHING
TheGoldenSucc: it's cuz I bought him stuff. Again. I'm ruining you people
MommyShark: you really are🗿
TheGoldenSucc: but I also bought stuff for the underpaid team, so they'll be happy
TheGoldenSucc: HITMAN*** JESUS AGAIN??
TokenStraight: LMFAO
EmoGworl: okay, let's do a roll call
TheGoldenSucc: Prada, Versace, Gucci, D&G, Balenciaga, Valentino, Miu Miu, LV, Armani aaaand I can't remember the other one
TheGoldenSucc: OH! Givenchy!
EmoGworl: Jesus
Girlboss: SLAAAY MATERIAL GIRL
TheGoldenSucc: if it makes yall feel better, I barely buy stuff like this for myself
TheGoldenSucc: I usually buy this stuff for you💀
MommyShark: yeah, you're definitely ruining us
DaMan: "I buy most of these for you", like you don't drag me to the dressing rooms just to ask me for opinions on your new clothes💀
TheGoldenSucc: sure, pretend that you don't like it
Girlboss: I know I do!
DaMan: of course I like it! I know that if I behave I get more stuff afterwards 😼
TheGoldenSucc: such a healthy relationship we have
Pudding: I also bought him stuff🥺✨️
EmoGworl: sighhh
EmoGworl: roll caaall
Pudding: Chanel and Prada. I got lost in the mall shortly after🧍♂️
MommyShark: why am I not surprised
TheGoldenSucc: you could've bought me something from the kids store, and I'd wear it until the end of my days
Pudding: awww
Pudding: Ti amo, bello💖
TheGoldenSucc: Ti amo anch'io, tesoro💕
EmoGworl: VOMIIITTTT
Pudding: okay Abbacchio, go eat horse shit🕴
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