Passione Groupchat

Puberty

"We Need A Free Day"

TokenStraight: Giogio, I have a question

TheGoldenSucc: of course you do

TokenStraight: do you have homoerotic feelings for GER?🤔

DaMan: HELP

EmoGworl: SORRY????

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: what.

TokenStraight: I mean why do you and your Stand strike poses like yall are about to suck face? I understand, be who you are for your pride, but this is getting out of hand my man😧

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: no, Narancia, I do not have homoerotic feelings for my Stand, no

Pudding: self love on a whole nother level

DaMan: dude I can't imagine myself making out with the pistols lmao💀

TokenStraight: SAME LMFAO MAKING OUT WITH A WHOLE ASS PLANE

Pudding: yeah I'd refuse to kiss that salivating beast on the mouth
Pudding: or... in general

Girlboss: so uh
Girlboss: apparently I was the only one who tried making out with my Stand once?

MommyShark: TRISH💀💀💀💀

Girlboss: listen it happened right after I gained her! I was bored and curious!

EmoGworl: girl what😭
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: who am I kidding, I'd probably do the same if Moody Blues had a mouth lmao
EmoGworl: I do caress its body sometimes when I have nowhere to put my hands on

DaMan: yeah and I'm constantly spoiling the pistols, gotta give myself some love😎

MommyShark:
MommyShark: okay not gonna lie, I tried to kiss my Stand once as well🗿
MommyShark:
MommyShark: okay, maybe more than once

Pudding: when I'm feeling nice I usually give PH some pats on the head but that's all

TokenStraight: okay maybe I do caress Aerosmith sometimes😃

Girlboss: I don't think there's anything wrong with spoiling your Stands! Self love am I right 💅💕

TokenStraight: so yeah Giogio, you can admit making out with GER, we don't mind

TheGoldenSucc: I do not make out with GER doe💀
TheGoldenSucc: GER makes out with ME

EmoGworl: AH YES THE GRAMMAR

TokenStraight: same thing💀

Girlboss: okay sis pop off love yourself😍🤙

TheGoldenSucc: I don't mind it though, GER is just really clingy

DaMan: that explains why Panna is constantly being tackled by your Stand

Pudding: it actually hurts. Once, I almost got a concussion

TheGoldenSucc: sorryyyy

TokenStraight: is it possible to have sex with a Stand?

MommyShark: NARANCIA????

DaMan: MY MAN??📸

TokenStraight: I'm just curious, cuz I don't think they have genitals?😭

Pudding: why do you even wanna know that?? Your Stand is a plane😭

TokenStraight: FOR THAT EXACT REASON, I'M JUST CURIOUS DAMN IT

TheGoldenSucc: no, I don't think you can, Narancia.

DaMan: bro speaks from experience

Girlboss: HELP

TheGoldenSucc: I promise you I don't 💀

EmoGworl: teenagers am I right?

DaMan: I mean, when I was 16, I was curious about the most bizarre shit. Part of puberty I guess

Pudding: okay then explain why I'm a normal teenager with normal questions?💀

DaMan: you're not normal Panna, look at you

Pudding: geez, thanks

TokenStraight: bro, last week you were trying to see if you could shave your legs with paper

Pudding: YOU CAN IF YOU USE THE RIGHT ANGLE

TokenStraight: okay, Fugo

Girlboss: look who's talking, Mr. I Pierced My Nipples With A Mechanical Pencil At 2 In The Morning

TokenStraight: I looked sexy af

EmoGworl: no you didn't, Narancia. You looked like a fool

DaMan: looked like one?

TokenStraight: do you think a Stand can get pregnant?

DaMan: MF WHAT DID WE JUST TALK ABOUT

EmoGworl: I need a nap from this stupidity, I'm gonna go to the living r
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: Bruno, what are you doing with Sticky Fingers

DaMan: well, at least now we know why it's called Sticky Fingers

Girlboss: EWWWWWW

MommyShark: I'm a visual learner
MommyShark:
MommyShark: I wanted to know what would happen if I sticked its fingers in the toaster
MommyShark:
MommyShark: not a good idea

Girlboss: oh thank god, I don't need to wash my eyes with bleach now