"La Squadra😼"
IGotTheMilk: hey is there another way to contact the boss? Cuz I've been trying to call Fugo but he's not picking up
HatGoesHahaFunny: oh him, Mista, and the boss are somewhere in the U.S.
IGotTheMilk: oh
IGotTheMilk: why
HatGoesHahaFunny: family
IGotTheMilk: aw hell nah not again
Mamalone: relax, Mr Brando is nowhere near us
IGotTheMilk: if he brings any more family here, I'm throwing a tantrum
NoMilkIce: how mature
IGotTheMilk: okay Sorbet💕
Cheese: I'm hungry, somebody make me food
GenderfluidMirror: make it yourself, ya baby
Cheese: okay delusional
GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: sorry what
Cheese: your name
Cheese: who in the flying fuck names their kid delusional??
HatGoesHahaFunny: "Ah yes! Such a beautiful baby! I'll name it Delusional!"
GenderfluidMirror: I was expecting much more from you, Riz
Elsa: honestly same
Cheese: so nobody's cooking for me?😠
Mamalone: no, why the fuck should we?
Cheese: cuz you love me owo
Elsa: YOU DID NOT JUST OWO US
Cheese: fine, I'll make something myself, but don't be surprised when the kitchen floor is covered in milk, the counter dirty with baby powder, and my face is all blue
Pineapple: WHERE DID THE BABY POWDER COME FROM😭😭😭
NoMilkIce: WHY WOULD YOUR FACE BE BLUE???
Cheese: duh because of the blueberries we just bought. I'm baking a cake😼
Elsa: BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!!!!!
Cheese: OKAY SORRY PURPLEBERRIES FUCK
Mamalone: okay I pull up
HatGoesHahaFunny: glad we all collectively agreed not to fight Ghiaccio's outbursts
Elsa: THEY HAPPEN FOR A REASON
Cheese: #AngerIssues
Elsa: GAHHHHHHHHIHGDRT
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Ham: honeys, I'm baaaack
NoMilkIce: welcome back!
Mamalone: well someone's in a good mood today!
Pineapple: welcome back big bro!!
GenderfluidMirror: MY GOD PROSCI THANK GOD YOURE HERE, YOU HAVE TO STOP FORMAGGIO, HE'S GONNA BURN THE KITCHEN
Ham: Formaggio, don't even touch the oven
Ham: also, next time call papa Gelato. He's the one with parental experience
IGotTheMilk: HELL YEAH!
Cheese: urgh fine🙄😒
HatGoesHahaFunny: how was the mission?
Ham: awesome. I brought the dude's samples AND he's absolutely dead. God, it feels great to go on a mission by myself
HatGoesHahaFunny: good job
Ham: so
Ham: where are the files I left for you guys to fill in?
Elsa:
Elsa: oh
Mamalone: we were supposed to do that?
Cheese: oops?
Ham:
Ham: you're joking.
Pineapple: big bro, in our defense, we had no idea you wanted those files for today!
Ham: funny cuz MY MISSION WAS TODAY
NoMilkIce: Prosciutto, it's fine. We'll help you with those
Ham: No!
Ham: you know what
Ham: I'm DONE
HatGoesHahaFunny: Prosciutto
Ham: no you wanna know something?
Ham: I work my ASS off so we can get extra money to buy decent stuff
Ham: and when I need YOUR help on something as simple as some FUCKING files, you can't even do that???
IGotTheMilk: if it makes you feel better, I did the ones you left at my desk. One less job, right? No need to let it out on the group
Ham: see?? I can only count on Gelato for this stuff!
Ham: this is what happens when you leave your job to somebody else...
Ham: here's a lesson, men: if you want something well done, you gotta fucking do it yourselves.
Ham: thank you again, Gelato
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IGotTheMilk: I'll go talk to him, you guys work on those, alright?
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Cheese: man, I haven't seen Prosciutto this mad since my cat pissed on his socks
Cheese: and that's saying a lot cuz the guy has a tempeer 👀
Elsa: dude I'd be mad too if your fucking cat urinated on my fucking socks
Mamalone: u r i n a t e d
Elsa: I don't doubt you have a piss kink
HatGoesHahaFunny: you guys don't worry too much about him, but you better apologize at dinner, and work on the files as soon as possible
NoMilkIce: yeah, he's just tired because of the mission. I promise you he'll be in a better mood by dinner
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IGotTheMilk: I tried to reason with him
IGotTheMilk: he threw his lunch at me🧍♂️
IGotTheMilk: I didn't know he liked sushi :>
NoMilkIce: can I fucking marry you again?
GenderfluidMirror: fun fact! I can hear Prosciutto throwing stuff around from my room! :D
Pineapple:
Pineapple: I'm gonna lock my dooorrr....
Elsa: yo Mel, how much was this job of his?
Mamalone: arounnnddddd 300€
Elsa: WELL THAT'S FUCKING CHEAP, I'D BE PISSED AS WELL
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm doing the best I can T____T
NoMilkIce: there there Riz
IGotTheMilk: you got this, pal
IGotTheMilk: he's trying his best, Ghia! Leave him alone! >:(
Elsa: sometimes I wish I could freeze myself to death
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
