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"Underpaid Team😨"

IGotTheMilk: GUYS
IGotTheMilk: OH MY GOD
IGotTheMilk: YOU GUYS

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Ham: are you okay??

GenderfluidMirror: WHATS GOINGON

IGotTheMilk: I GOT IT
IGotTheMilk: I fUCKINT GOT IT!!!!
IGotTheMilk: 1 link.

HatGoesHahaFunny: holy crap, is that what I think it is???

Cheese: OH MY GOD GEL THAT'S AMAZING

IGotTheMilk: I CANT BREATHE
IGotTheMilk: IM SO HAPPY I COULD
IGotTheMilk: I COULD PUNCH AN ORPHAN!!!

Ham: maybe let's not

Pineapple: oh my!! Is that the contest you told us about??

Mamalone: HOLY SHIT YOU GOT FIRST PLACE, CONGRATULATIONS GELATO!!!

Elsa: congrats

IGotTheMilk: I'M GONNA HAVE MY PAINTINGS ON A FUCKING MUSEUM IM FUCKING CRYING

HatGoesHahaFunny: UH AND YOU ALSO WON 2000 EUROS??? DONT IGNORE THAT

Cheese: dad, you gotta share the money

IGotTheMilk: of course I'll share it, I'm not a monster
IGotTheMilk: but I may or may not need to leave Italy for a whileee.....

HatGoesHahaFunny: hm, it shouldn't be a problem
HatGoesHahaFunny: either Ghiaccio or Prosciutto will cover for you, I still have to decide

GenderfluidMirror: also where the hell is Sorbet in all of this?🗿

HatGoesHahaFunny: I haven't seen him in a while, have you Gel?

IGotTheMilk: he came home on the weekend, so...

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NoMilkIce: yall I got a baby

IGotTheMilk: HUH

Cheese: SIR???

Mamalone: hello*???💀💀💀

NoMilkIce: 1 attachment.
NoMilkIce: he was literally inside my car, I don't know how the fuck it got there🗿

HatGoesHahaFunny: you gotta let the cops handle this

NoMilkIce: they said, I quote, "we're not babysitters, so unless the baby is identifiable with the certified documentation, we can't keep him until 7 days"
NoMilkIce: then they gave me a ticket to show them when the 7 days pass

GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: I'm 99% sure that's NOT how it works........

NoMilkIce: they must be thinking I'm trying to abandon my child or some shit

HatGoesHahaFunny: well you can't keep a baby for a week

NoMilkIce: no, I know that. Maybe me and Gelato can take turns while the time doesn't pass?

IGotTheMilk: scroll up, caro

NoMilkIce:
NoMilkIce: HOLY FUCK THATS A SHIT TON OF MONEY

IGotTheMilk: I KNOW
IGotTheMilk: IT'S AROUND 200 FOR EVERYONE

NoMilkIce: ALSO OMFG CONGRATULATIONS!!!! AHHHHHH

IGotTheMilk: AHHHHHHHH

NoMilkIce:
NoMilkIce: wait how long are you leaving for?

IGotTheMilk: a week🗿

NoMilkIce: man🗿

IGotTheMilk: I'd take the baby with me, and leave it at Mother Mother's care while I'm at the exposition, but I don't have his passport nor legal documents💀