Passione Groupchat

Fugo's been holding that since 1984💀

"We Need A Free Day"

TokenStraight: women are so annoying I swear

Girlboss: kys

TokenStraight: LET ME FUNISH
TokenStraight: they do such unnecessary things, it's actually comedic

DaMan: oh? What do they do that is so unnecessary?

TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: restraining orders

EmoGworl: NARANCIA DID YOU GET SUED AGAIN???

TokenStraight: ALMOST??? BUT I HAD WITNESSES SO SHE LOST!
TokenStraight: she started accusing me of stealing her purse WHEN I WAS JUST WALKING BY????
TokenStraight: everything's solved now

Girlboss: I'm not even gonna ask

MommyShark: Nara, that sounds like something Mr Brando would say

TheGoldenSucc: unfortunately, I agree

Pudding: Dio can be so self indulgent and self referential, it actually gets annoying
Pudding: I swear I try to deal with him, but the mf always ends up using my bathroom and clogging my toilet! I'm tired!

DaMan: yo Panna, don't think we forgot about the day you literally pissed him off💀

EmoGworl: yeah wtf did you say to him??? He stormed off the kitchen and proceeded to scream in the backyard???

Pudding: I was cooking and he was annoying me
Pudding: then he dropped the bomb
Pudding: he said something about Giogio being like him in terms of tastes, and he'd never choose to date someone "like me"
Pudding: bro I exploded

MommyShark: Panna
MommyShark: what did you say to him🗿

Pudding: so I was talking to him all normal, right? And then I was like "Yeah, so the other day I was making out WITH YOUR SON."

Girlboss: HELP

Pudding: NO MR BANDO, WE DO NOT GO TO "CHAT" IN HIS ROOM, AFTER DINNER. WE'RE FREAKING TEENAGERS, LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE. THE FACT THAT MAYBE SOME DAY YOU'LL BE MY FATHER-IN-LAW MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL, BEING REMOTELY RELATED TO YOU! THE FACT THAT YOU COME AT YOUR SON FOR HAVING SUCH A TerRIbLE bOYfRiEnD IS SO UNBELIEVABLY HILARIOUS, CONSIDERING YOU'VE FUCKED HALF OF THE HUMAN POPULATION!!!!!!
Pudding:
Pudding: sorry, I got a bit carried away

TheGoldenSucc: AH SO THAT EXPLAINS IT

TokenStraight: bro didn't let that slide💀💀

DaMan: man's been holding that since he was born💀

Girlboss: dude practiced all his life for this moment 💀

EmoGworl: yeah well, no wonder he went off the deep end. You just threw the painful truth in his face

Pudding: bro it's the payback for that one time when he forgot his FUCKING underwear in the hallway, and when I went to give it to him, he opened the door and said "perhaps I haven't made it clear, Fungus, but I detest you.😊"
Pudding: THEN HE SLAMMED THE DOOR IN MY FACE

TheGoldenSucc: IM LOVING THIS😭😭

Pudding: IM NOT
Pudding: HE ONCE SAID MY WHOLE FACE LOOKS LIKE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S KNEE
Pudding: WHERE THE HELL DID HE EVEN GET THAT FROM
Pudding: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO HIM???

TokenStraight: HELP IT DOES HAHAHAHAA

EmoGworl: they say the mean girls in high-school end up working at either nursing homes or sephora. I truly believe they get reincarnated as one of Dio Brando's brain cells

Girlboss: Panna, does it really matter if he likes you or not?

Pudding: sis, I couldn't give less of a shit if he likes me or not! bUT HE'S EATING MY FOOD AND STAINING MY ROOM WITH HUMAN FLUIDS
Pudding: I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIM

TokenStraight: was that sarcasm?

Pudding:
Pudding: no, Narancia. I was being totally serious

TokenStraight: u sure?

Pudding: OF COURSE IT WAS SARCASM, I need a nap...