Narancia's BDAYYYY

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"We Need A Free Day"

MommyShark: yep, my fears have been confirmed
MommyShark: Abbacchio and Mista are both sick

Pudding: greeeeat more work for meeee

Girlboss: I made some soup anyways, just in case. I'll bring it to their rooms in a bit

TheGoldenSucc: C'est la vie
TheGoldenSucc: I hope they get better soon

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EmoGworl: I'm okay, I can still breathe
EmoGworl: from one nostril, but I can breathe

MommyShark: no- no. You're going back to sleep

EmoGworl: no, Bruno, you don't understand
EmoGworl: what I have is an aftermath
EmoGworl: I've been sick the whole week, and now I'm better

MommyShark: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING???
MommyShark: GET YOUR SWEET ASS OVER TO HALL RIGHT NOW

EmoGworl: can I stay on my phone, mom?

MommyShark: NO, YOU WILL WORK.

EmoGworl: yeah and I love my job

TokenStraight: dude why are you always so sarcastic 💀

EmoGworl: so I don't throw a brick at people's faces

TokenStraight: well, that's all folks! I'm gonna take a nap!

Pudding: no you're not, you're coming with me to Giorno's office

TokenStraight: aw man
TokenStraight: but Fugooooo I'm sick as welllll
TokenStraight: can't you see how much I'm coughingggggg

Pudding: cut the crap Narancia

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DaMan: leave him alone, he's trying his best

TokenStraight: yeah!

Pudding: great, here we go

DaMan: I want someone to handcuff me to the bed.

TheGoldenSucc: what.

DaMan: preferably a pretty lady
DaMan: or a really REALLY buffed dude
DaMan: I also want them to step on me
DaMan: I've also turned into a chair for them

Pudding: bro wtf is you talking about💀

MommyShark: Mista, you're making everyone uncomfortable

TokenStraight: SHHH I'M LOVING THIS

Girlboss: AYO 📸📸📸

TokenStraight: NOW I HAVE SOMETHING TO BLACKMAIL HIM WITH, SHUT UP TRISH

EmoGworl: haha
EmoGworl: Mista is kinky

DaMan: I'm hungry

Pudding: my God

DaMan: also I'm all better now

MommyShark: great, another one
MommyShark: YOU PEOPLE NEED TO TELL US WHEN YOU'RE SICK

DaMan: well I dealt with it pretty well, didn't I?

TheGoldenSucc: you did, but next time you gotta tell us when you're feeling sick

TokenStraight: man... now I can't blackmail him...

Pudding: are we ignoring the fact that this was Mista's casual speech HEALTHY???

DaMan: lmao why are you surprised

Pudding: BECAUSE YOU STARTED EXPOSING ALL OF YOUR KINKS TO US
Pudding: I give up

DaMan: it wouldn't be the first time! Remember last year on Narancia's birthday???

MommyShark: don't remind me of that for the LOVE of GOD
MommyShark:
MommyShark: wait
MommyShark: Narancia, when is your birthday again?

TokenStraight: oh, it was a week ago!

MommyShark: A WEEK AGO???

TheGoldenSucc: HWAT

DaMan: HUH????

EmoGworl: WOAH WOAH WOAH

Girlboss: A WEEK AGO MY DUDE????

Pudding: don't tell me I was the only one who remembered...

Girlboss: AND YOU DIDNT SAY ANYTHING????

DaMan: FUCK DUDE, IM SO SORRY

EmoGworl: YEAH ANS WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US???

MommyShark: I'm about to have a stroke, I can't believe I forgot my child's birthday........
MommyShark: YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO START WARNING ME WHEN SOMETHING IMPORTANT HAPPENS

TokenStraight: guys guys!
TokenStraight: it's okay!! I spent the day with you all, Fugo gave me an airplane shaped pencil sharpener, and I had fun! That's all I've ever wanted!

TheGoldenSucc: BULLSHIT, TRISH RUN TO THE STORE AND GO BUY A CAKE

Girlboss: omw!!!

TokenStraight: no GIORNO

MommyShark: MY CHILD I HAVE FAILED YOU

DaMan: IM A TERRIBLE FRIEND

TokenStraight: yall-

EmoGworl: I'm gonna run to the store and buy something real quick!!

TokenStraight: PEOPLE

DaMan: HWAY

TokenStraight: I DONT WANT ANYTHING FFS
TokenStraight: REALLY, YOU GUYS KNOW ME
TokenStraight: I love the attention and have gifts on me and all!
TokenStraight: so if I didn't warn you about it, there's a reason!! I celebrated my birthday HAPPILY
TokenStraight: I'M AT PEACE

DaMan: DUDE IT WAS YOUR 18th BIRTHDAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS???
DaMan: WE'RE BOTH ON THE EIGHTEENS NOW😭😭
DaMan: YOU ARE AN ADULT NOW!!!

TokenStraight: My man, turning 18 doesn't make me more of an adult. Frankly, I don't feel any different!
TokenStraight: I'm just the same person I ever was! Only now I can legally drink, and drive a car! I can also get a job outside of Passione! But I'm still the same guy I was before!

DaMan: I guess you do have a point

TokenStraight: I still feel like a total kid tbh! I think I'm a little too young for this haha...

MommyShark: it's understandable
MommyShark:
MommyShark: we're still getting cake though☝️

TokenStraight: fineeeeee

TheGoldenSucc: also Fugo, next time we forget anyone's birthday please don't keep it to yourself???

Pudding: In my defense, he begged me not to tell you

TokenStraight: FUGO

EmoGworl: too bad
EmoGworl: now we know

Girlboss: is there a reason why you didn't want to tell us, Nara?
Girlboss: also, I brought strawberry cake!

TokenStraight: it's just not that big of a deal!
TokenStraight: and OOHHH strawberry 😼

TheGoldenSucc: I know there's something else there, but I'll let it slide this time
TheGoldenSucc: now, let's eat cake and celebrate your eighteens!

TokenStraight: HELL YEAH CAKE!!

DaMan: hey Nara
DaMan: happy late birthday dude!

EmoGworl: happy late birthday

TheGoldenSucc: happy birthday!!!

Girlboss: HAPPY BDAYYY

MommyShark: MY CHILD HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY!!!

TokenStraight: ENOUGH BUCCIARATI

MommyShark: NO TIME TO FIGHT, IM ADOPTING YOU

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