"La Squadra😼"
TokenStraight: you know, this groupchat needs a change....
TokenStraight has changed the groupchat's name to "Underpaid Team😨"
Mamalone: okay cool but like
Mamalone: where did you spawn from?🧍♂️
Elsa: yeah why the fuck did you add them? @/HatGoesHahaFunny
HatGoesHahaFunny: the boss told me that they'll be staying with us for a week. They will help us however we need
GenderfluidMirror: ah so they're basically our stay-at-home nannies
Cheese: I think we're the nannies here🗿
EmoGworl: listen we want this just as much as you. Which is 0%
IGotTheMilk: nonono you guys know what🥺
IGotTheMilk: you will be a great help around here!
IGotTheMilk: looking forward to your arrival😚
TokenStraight: please get rid of the rotten cheese smell first, please
Cheese: I don't like this already
Mamalone: all I heard from this conversation was "free evening"🤩
HatGoesHahaFunny: no, they'll only help us. They're not here to do our job for us
Elsa: besides, you have a fucking mission in 30 minutes, why are you still here???
Mamalone:
Mamalone: I do?
HatGoesHahaFunny: MELONE
TokenStraight: LMFAO
EmoGworl: how responsible 💀
TokenStraight: no wonder you're poor
HatGoesHahaFunny: okay guys, my apartment, my rules. First rule is: no making fun of our financial situation, unless you're part of the team
Mamalone: second rule: don't have sex when there's people home!
HatGoesHahaFunny: okay but that rule doesn't apply to them. They don't have sex
Cheese: HAHA!
EmoGworl: speak for yourself, emo💀
GenderfluidMirror: YOU'RE CALLING HIM EMO???
TokenStraight: wait fr? You have sex with Bucciarati?? I thought yall were fucking around!
EmoGworl: we are fucking around, yes. I just said that
TokenStraight: NOT LIKE THAT, ABBACCHIO
HatGoesHahaFunny: second rule, we take our shoes off before entering the place
EmoGworl: Kay, I was NOT expecting THAT to be a constant rule around here💀
NoMilkIce: oi, we might be assassins but we have standards
IGotTheMilk: you're gonna take those gripper-keepers off before entering our home >:T
TokenStraight: or what? The emo-assassin-gay police will arrest us😭
IGotTheMilk: yeah and that's me, stop resisting!🔫
EmoGworl: wait what? You're not the owner of the apartment💀
HatGoesHahaFunny: he is.
Elsa: he is???
IGotTheMilk: I am.
GenderfluidMirror: wait what? I thought the contract was under your name, Riz?
HatGoesHahaFunny: no, it's under Gelato's
HatGoesHahaFunny: he bought the apartment for us
Mamalone: HE DID??
Cheese: WHAT
NoMilkIce: HOW COME I DIDN'T KNOW THAT????
IGotTheMilk: because I never told you lol, besides, it doesn't matter. I figured it would be better. That way, if we lose the place, it will be under my name, and nobody else's
HatGoesHahaFunny: at the time, I tried to convince him not to, but he insisted so much, i thought he was gonna throw a tantrum 💀
NoMilkIce: THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE THREE BANK ACCOUNTS????
IGotTheMilk: yeah! :>
Ham: three????
IGotTheMilk: yeah, one for me, another one for the apartment, and the other I'm sharing with Bet! Although... there's not much in each of them. We're like... you know, broke💀
Pesci: I learn something new everyday 😧
IGotTheMilk: I mean the contract is under my name, but Risotto is the Capo, so the expenses, the bills, and everything else is under his name
Cheese: I remember when it was just me, Gelato and Riz, and we spent an entire month looking for cheap apartments.
HatGoesHahaFunny: I barely slept that month💀
IGotTheMilk: and that's why you are going to take your shoes off before entering 🪂
TokenStraight: okaaaay.....? Anymore rules?
Elsa: yeah, if you go to the toilet after Formaggio, you better bring a fucking gas mask
Cheese: OI IT'S NOT THAT BAD
HatGoesHahaFunny: IT IS
TokenStraight: IT IS
Elsa: IT IS💀
GenderfluidMirror: your ass is rotting away, buddy☹️
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
