"Guard Squad🥺🤲"
Carne🥺: finally the gay is over
Titz: you know, if you didn't want to come to our wedding, you should've just
Titz: idk
Titz: not show up😍
Carne🥺: we had a free day, you think I would miss that?
Squash💅: you know, he's got a point
GimmeUrToes: I'm happy for you guys
Titz: awwww thank you, Cioccolata! That's really sweet of you!
GimmeUrToes: you gave us a free day, I cherish you for that
Titz: I should've guessed
Woof: will you guys be having a honeymoon? :o
Squash💅: that was the boss' gift for us!
Titz: we're going to Hawaii HAHA CRY
GimmeUrToes: NOOOOO
Carne🥺: I WANNA GO TO HAWAII TOO😭😭😭
Squash💅: get married.
Carne🥺: how do I do that?
Titz: first, you stop being a bitch
Squash💅: then you find someone who wants to date you
Titz: then you date
Squash💅: then you still don't be a bitch
Titz: and then you get married!
Carne🥺: then can I be a bitch?
Squash💅: no, you're not a bitch at any time
Carne🥺: but what's the fun in that?
Titz: IS THAT YOU GET MARRIED. IT'S ONE THING OR THE OTHER
Carne🥺: man
GimmeUrToes: anyways, me and Secco are gonna get going to the party. We'll see you guys later
Woof: yeah! Cyaa
2 participants are now offline.
Titz: well?
Titz: are you going, Carne?
Carne🥺: ah what the hell
Carne🥺: you guys are technically my friends, so I guess I'll be going
Squash💅: awwww look Tiz!! We're his friends!!
Titz: yeah, adoooorable
Carne🥺: I just changed my mind, lol fuck u
1 participant is now offline.
Titz:
Titz: he's going anyways
Squash💅: of course he is. There'll be margaritas
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"We Need A Free Day"
TokenStraight: aaHHHHHH I WANNA GET MARRIED TOOOOOO
TokenStraight: ALSO EW I HATE HAVING TO WEAR A SUIT, CAN I TAKE THIS OFF??
TheGoldenSucc: we can stop by the villa so you can change
MommyShark: no
MommyShark: he needs to learn how to dress more appropriately
TokenStraight: Oh fuck you, I'm not appropriate
MommyShark: well, yes, you just told me to go fuck myself
EmoGworl: only I get to do that
DaMam: tmi, Abbacchio
MommyShark: not a lie, but still, you're keeping that thing on, Narancia
TokenStraight: MAN
DaMan: but the wedding was so cute!
TheGoldenSucc: yeah! It was adorable
Girlboss: maybe one day we'll get to see this but mama Bruno and papa Abbacchio version😍
TheGoldenSucc: awwwww
MommyShark: awww
EmoGworl: AWWENOUGH
TokenStraight: I have a question
TokenStraight: are there gonna be drinks?👁👁
Pudding: duh, it's a wedding party
TokenStraight: HELL YEAH
EmoGworl: careful, don't drink too much, or else you'll end up making out with Mista again
TokenStraight: it's okay, at least my mouth will be busy
Pudding: AH YES THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
DaMan: LMKAO
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"Underpaid Team😨"
5 participants are now online.
Mamalone: we're lost, Risotto🧍♂️
Elsa: correction: YOU are lost
Elsa: I already told you the way to the party 100 times but NOOOO "I'M MELONE AND I KNOW STUFF"
Mamalone: you're right, I'm as stupid as a door, honey😍
Cheese: well complaining won't help us, will it?🤨
Elsa: it will make you realize that IM ALWAYS RIGHT
GenderfluidMirror: narcissistic much....
Cheese: says the man who spent 30 minutes contemplating his reflection in the mirror
GenderfluidMirror: MY DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL SHUT THE FUCK UP😾🤼♂️
Ham: I'm tired of being in this car...
HatGoesHahaFunny: where are you guys, Melone? Me, Gelato, Sorbet and Pesci have been waiting for you for 20 minutes
Mamalone: I KNOW RIZ😭😭
Mamalone: we're somewhere innnnnn
Mamalone:
Mamalone: actually, great question: where are we???
Ham: there's literally NOTHING here. Just a vast road with nothingness around
HatGoesHahaFunny: oh you guys are just a few minutes away from the plaza
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'll send you my lactation
HatGoesHahaFunny: LOCATIN*****
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'LL SEND YOU MY LOCATION****
Cheese: HAHAHAHA YES RIZ PLEASE SEND US YOUR LACTATION
GenderfluidMirror: LMFAOOOOOO
Ham: OH NOOOOOO😭😭😭😭
Mamalone: hmm yes Riz. I, too, want your lactation.
Elsa: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. RISOTTO JUST SEND US YOUR LACTATION
Elsa: FYCK ME, YOUR LICATIO&****
Elsa: LOCATION
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm gonna kill myself
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FanfikceAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
