Ayy a Golden Wind chatfic!
Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃
This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️
There will be chapters with a normal fic format.
I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
I'm Narancia, and I came back from the dead, two days ago🧍
I'm filled with hatred because I lost my best friend, Fugueto👿😡
And I am now drowning in deez nuts🤫🤪
I now work for Giogio! He is the new boss of Passione☠🙀
But my heart is #brocken 🖤😣😭
I don't think this whole thing can get anymore plot twists... unless Giorno turns out to be a vampire or a werewolf or some shit...
But that's silly! Vampires don't exist!
Today we moved to the villa. It used to be Diavolo's (his creepy painting is in the attic, idk why Giogio didn't burn it). And Mista, along with this girl, Sheila E, are working on bringing Fugo back!
I hope he comes back. I miss him.
Not his math problems, but I miss him.
I love him 🥰🤩
And hate him
Anyways
Idk this is all just so surreal... I don't even remember dying!
We had a ceremony yesterday, that made Giorno boss. I think he fits the role! Abbacchio is not so happy, but I know that, deep down, he's kind of relieved.
I just hope stuff goes smoothly from now on.
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ENTRY #208😝😛🤤
Today, I learned that wood is a very flammable material🧍
When we saved the refugees last month, we kept them in this shelter, until they were safe to go out. There were like 2 babies there, and we helped to take care of them!
I hate babies, but they were so cute🥺✨️
Also, Trish told us that those babies can't eat solid food yet, so she suggested putting it in the blender.
But I misunderstood and almost put the kids in the blender...
I was so scared
I also learned that the windows in the hitman team's base are see-through.
And I didn't know about this, so I hid behind their coffee table, thinking Ghiaccio wouldn't see me eating their food
He hit me, so I think he saw me🧎♀️
Idk just a guess
But anyways, today Mr Brando threw one of the tables in the shelter at Bruno's head.
I thought those things were heavy?
Well anything is light as a feather when it comes to mad Dio Brando.
The guy was having a bad day
Giorno ate his food. Vampire urges, apparently🤷♂️
And we were all laughing at the man, just to make him more mad
Ah... I love pissing others off...
Speaking of piss! Let's talk about Abbacchio!
The guy brought an ostrich to the villa, and thought we wouldn't notice. Why does he think that bringing big animals inside, is what pisses Giorno off? The guy loves animals!
Especially frogs.
God, he loves frogs...
Seriously, Abba's brought a horse, a rat, a possum, and a raccoon here, WHERE IS HE GETTING ALL THESE ANIMALS??? FROM THE ZOO???
HE ONCE THREATENED TO BRING A BEAR
THERE ARE NO BEARS AROUND
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