A/N: so a week ago, me and my friends got really drunk so I decided to make a chapter inspired by the events of that night🗿 absolute chaos ahead people, beware.
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"Underpaid Team😨"
Cheese: I think I'm gonna throw up again
Elsa: this time don't do it in my face yeah?!
HatGoesHahaFunny: they need to give us more work, you always get drunk when we're free
NoMilkIce: you talk like you were any better last night💀
Cheese: it was an important event! Papa Gelato came back!
IGotTheMilk: I don't remember jack shit from last night...
Mamalone: I love the feeling of cold water in my face when I'm with a hangover, yall should try it. It sobers you up
IGotTheMilk: no, I'm gonna throw up if I do
Pineapple: can I go back home now?? The base is dark and cold at night, I'm never sleeping in there again :(
Ham: yeah you can come back now, we're all just super hangover
GenderfluidMirror: Ghiaccio stop moving stuff around, my head hurts
Elsa: BOO-HOO YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU DECIDED TO TAKE 8 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AT ONCE
GenderfluidMirror: it was tempting
Cheese: I know someone had sex cuz I remember hearing... stuff...
GenderfluidMirror: and I also know that the "someone" had a ménage à trois, because I heard different voices
Elsa: tf is a ménage à trois, stop speaking FRENCH, WE'RE ITALIAN
GenderfluidMirror: okay Ghiaccio, it can be used as a common expression for "threesome"
Cheese: okay which ones of you woke up naked?
Mamalone: the question is, who DIDN'T
Pineapple: me..?☹️
HatGoesHahaFunny: good job Pesci
Elsa: I never heard that expression in my life therefore, it's not real
GenderfluidMirror: logic left the chat
GenderfluidMirror: but it has several meanings surrounding that. One of them being an arrangement in which three people (such as a married couple and a lover of one member of the couple) have a sexual or romantic relationship especially while they are living together- according to Wikipedia
Cheese: Gelaaatooooo Sorbeeeetttt🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 who was the other guyyyyyy🤨🤨🤨🤨
IGotTheMilk: ur mom
NoMilkIce: not even I remember lol, sorry to whoever it was
Mamalone: so it actually happened huh💀
Ham: notice how we ended up not knowing anything about Gelato's trip
Cheese: that's right! How was it Gel??
IGotTheMilk: amazing for the most part. The hotel had a pool and I felt rich for the first time in my life. Then I received the money and I felt important
Mamalone: at least one of us
HatGoesHahaFunny:
HatGoesHahaFunny: I have a question
HatGoesHahaFunny: did we invite Mista for whatever that hang out yesterday was?
Elsa: the fuck, why would we??
Mamalone: he's not part of the team💀
HatGoesHahaFunny: then why the hell is he passed out on the couch??🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
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