Somebody Stop Bruno Before It's Too Late

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"We Need A Free Day"

Girlboss: SOMEBODY HELP ME

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⁉️: STOP TRYING TO RUN AWAY AND GIVE IN

MommyShark: what's going on?

Girlboss: NARANCIA WANTS TO PUT ON MY BRA
Girlboss: HE'S GONNA STRETCH IT

⁉️: I WANNA TRY THE BOOB KEEPERS!!!!

Pudding: Narancia, you're gonna rip it

⁉️: IM NOT!!
⁉️: Look at me! I'm built like a twig! I ain't fucking Mista who weights 80 kg and has ginormous tits!

Doraemon: DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS
Doraemon: Also I don't fucking weight 80 kg???

Girlboss: THATS NOT THE POINT, SOMEBODY GET THIS LUNATIC AWAY FROM MY ROOM

⁉️: LET ME TRY THE BADONKER HOLDERS!!

KillMe: I'm not even going to ask how this whole ordeal started.

TheGoldenSucc: the three of us were doing homework and one thing led to the other, and now Narancia wants to put on Trish's bra

Girlboss: it all started with question number 6...

⁉️: I still wanna know the answer to that one😟

TheGoldenSucc: I put 16/5

Girlboss: yeah same, but Fugo's been telling us it's √7

Pudding: I've been trying to explain this to them for 20 minutes 💀

⁉️:
⁉️: √7?
⁉️:
⁉️: 16/5..?

Girlboss: what did you get, Nara?

⁉️: Australia🗿

Girlboss: BLAJSNS

TheGoldenSucc: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOINGJSBDJ

Pudding: BRO IS RUNNING ON BEER AND METH💀

EmoGworl: you people scare me to death
EmoGworl: by "people" I mean Narancia

MommyShark: oh so NOW you're talking

EmoGworl: yeah because it has nothing to do with you

Doraemon: are you guys fighting again?

⁉️: what for, though?

EmoGworl: I don't know, he's just being super emotional over nothing

MommyShark: all I said was that you're not romantic at all! I don't know why I still expect some sentimentality from you

EmoGworl: but you know that I love you!

MommyShark: I don't know what you want me to tell you
MommyShark: it's not the fact that you don't love me, it's the fact that you're not soft at all

EmoGworl: but you know you're the person I love the most in this world

MommyShark: Abbacchio, that's not the point! Be more gay or something!

EmoGworl: I want to take it up the ass.

⁉️: KSHAKANSNSJ

Doraemon: HLEP ME

TheGoldenSucc: 💀💀💀

MommyShark: okay maybe not so gay

EmoGworl: SEE??? It's never enough for you!

Girlboss: Abbacchio, what he's trying to say, is that it wouldn't hurt to bring flowers every now and then, or maybe text some poetic stuff! There's an endless world of choices!

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