"Guard Squad🥺🤲"
Squash💅: ragazzi, I have a question
Squash💅: when women get their periods
Squash💅: can't they just press on their belly and let it all out in the toilet?
Squash💅: I mean it would be way easier
GimmeUrToes: good fucking lord...
Titz: honey, I love you, but what in the everloving fuck are you on about?
Squash💅: I'm just curious cuz
Squash💅: that would solve all their problems
GimmeUrToes: don't you think that maybe
GimmeUrToes: just maybe
GimmeUrToes: if that worked, they wouldn't fucking do it?
Squash💅: that's why I'm asking, you ignorant fuck
GimmeUrToes: LMFAOOO IM IGNORANT???
GimmeUrToes: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO JUST ASKED THE MIGHTY FUCKING DUMBEST QUESTION EVER
Woof: also why are you asking us?!
Woof: we're men, ffs
Squash💅: go die
Squash💅: stop calling me dumb
Woof: the fuck my man, I didn't call you dumb, you're calling yourself that
Carne🥺: it's his 1 braincell being conscious that he's stupid as fuck
Carne🥺: nop
Carne🥺: we're being nice today, Carne
Carne🥺: Squalo, with all due respect, go eat shitヽ(>∀<☆)ノ
Squash💅:
Squash💅: I know for a fact you're not using emoticons in 20-fucking-22
Carne🥺: I thought yall wanted me to be nicer? (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡
Squash💅: MAN THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU FUCKING NICER LMFAO
Squash💅: also none of you answered my god damn question
Titz: the answer is no, love 🧘♂️
Squash💅: THANK YOU, SOMEBODY NORMAL IN THIS GROUPCHAT
GimmeUrToes: I swear to God, this fucking hypocrite...
Woof: ikr jsjskwsndn
Squash💅: shut up, Secco, you simp
Woof: 💀
Carne🥺: no offense Squalo, but you've got a lot of bark for someone who has a fucking glove fetish
Squash💅: fuck who told you that
Carne🥺: oh you know just rumors.
Carne🥺: Narancia likes to spread those
Squash💅: IM GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING COCKROACH
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Titz: wait what?
Titz: I never heard those rumors?
Carne🥺: oh I was lying LMFAO
GimmeUrToes: CARNE OH NOOO😭😭😭
Woof: DID HE JUST CONFESS TO SOMETHING THAT WASN'T EVEN TRUE AT FIRST LMAOOO
Titz: sir, you've got a foot fetish, you have no right to talk here 💀
Carne🥺: hehe
Carne🥺: nice one Tiz
Woof: I DON'T HAVE A FOOT FETISH
GimmeUrToes: he doesn't have a foot fetish
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Squash💅: he denied everything and still called me a fucking boot licker
Squash💅: huh
Squash💅: what a nice turn of events
Carne🥺: ikr (; ω ; )ヾ(´∀'* )
Squash💅: stop that
Squash💅: I was already not feeling well today, and I still get bullied
Squash💅: man I truly fucking hate my life lmfao
Titz: okay I feel bad now
GimmeUrToes: I don't lol
Woof: are you okay Squalo?
Squash💅: meh my back hurts
Woof: do you know why? You might be able to ask for a day off, if you need
Squash💅: yeah it's from dragging this mighty cock all day long ☹️
Woof:
Woof: I regret ever meeting, talking, or even referring to you, since you fucking joined this famiglia, I hate you so so much, words cannot fucking describe how much I want to shove your head in a fucking blender, you fucking rat
Squash💅: chill <3
Carne🥺: let's all be friends, now, yeah? There's no need to fight (♡°▽°♡)
Squash💅: I am going to fucking kill you
Carne🥺: IRONIC
Carne🥺: I EXPRESS MY HONEST OPINIONS
Carne🥺: YALL COME AT ME
Carne🥺: I TRY TO BE FUCKING NICE
Carne🥺: AND YALL COME AT ME TOO
Carne🥺: WHAT CAN I FUCKING DO TO GET A LITTLE BIT OF FUCKING CONSIDERATION AROUND HERE??!
Squash💅: first of all, you'll stop screaming
Squash💅: second, I don't fucking know, you're always an ass
Carne🥺: I SWEAR IM TRYING MY BEST
GimmeUrToes: trust me, he is trying his fucking best
Squash💅: sorry dude, I just can't take people seriously when they're built like a fucking square, it's just too hard
Carne🥺: oh great, now we're bodyshaming people
Carne🥺: canceled
Squash💅: my dude, you're gonna tell me I'm lying?💀
Carne🥺: THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING ISSUE
Squash💅: aight
Carne🥺: anyways how are yalls day going? ٩(♡ε♡)۶
Squash💅: I'm gonna cry.
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
