"La Squadra😼"
Melone: I'm horny.
Risotto: good morning to you too, Mel...
Illuso: what a great way to start my morning LMAO
Pesci: @ Melone and why did we need to know that?😟
Melone: one of you should come and take care of this😼
Ghiaccio: oh not this shit again
Melone: Ghia daddy, come to me😍
Ghiaccio: you stay 10 meters away from me.
Melone: you're no fun😾
Risotto: you guys are way too boring for my liking, today
Prosciutto: what could possibly be so amazing that we should be happy about lol?
Formaggio: also where are Sorbet and Gelato? They haven't been online for 3 days💀
Melone: I bet they're getting laid
Illuso: FOR 3 DAYS, MY MAN??!🗿
Melone: you underestimate the power of certain kinks 🔫
Formaggio: great. Now I'm imagining things I don't want to imagine
Risotto: did you seriously forget what day today is??
Illuso: if I say yes, would you consider me stupid?
Prosciutto: abso-fucking-lutely
Risotto: you're getting paid, I'm actually surprised you forgot about this...
2 participants are now online.
Sorbet: did somebody say "money"?🥰
Risotto: the word "money" wasn't mentioned, no...
Illuso: sweet sweet deserved money😍
Pesci: amazing how our moods completely changed ever since Giorno Giovanna became the boss. Now we're fairly getting paid!
Formaggio: and we actually team up with his team, it's not as bad as I thought it would be
Risotto: so yeah, I'm having a meeting with the other Capos later, and as far as I'm aware, our payment will go up skyhigh. Something worth to do our job
Ghiaccio: FINALLY SOME FUCKING DECENT NEWS AROUND HERE
Sorbet: money...🤤
Gelato: babe pls🗿
Melone: we were sent on like... 5 missions this month, I am EXHAUSTED
Risotto: am I the only one who doesn't feel like complaining?
Pesci: nop!
Ghiaccio: we're still the only ones in the famiglia that get paid the less, though
Ghiaccio: I mean we do the dirty work but NOOOOOO
Ghiaccio: WE'RE NOT FUCKING IMPORTANT APPARENTLY
Ghiaccio: unlike the gambling and drugs, as murders, we're supposed to get paid A LOT MORE, CONSIDERING THAT WE RECEIVE MONEY FROM THE BOSS
Risotto: Ghiaccio, now the value is a lot higher. It's good enough. It doesn't really matter if we're paid less, as long as we get paid enough
Formaggio: yeah at least now I don't have to drink my own piss for breakfast 🚶♂️
Illuso: that's a pure exaggeration
Ghiaccio: whatever you say, capo. I give up.
Melone: awww don't be like that, Ghia
Melone: do you want a sucky sucky to make you feel better? 🥰🤲
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
