"Guard Squad🥺🤲"
Carne🥺: I'm sorry, why is Secco throwing it back on the couch, dressed like a dominatrix??
GimmeUrToes: he lost a bet. I love my life
Squash💅: 1 attachment.
Squash💅:
Squash💅: wow
Titz: can I just say how thicc he is?
Carne🥺: worst part is that I agree
TheGoldenSucc: indeed.
Titz: GOD THAT SCARED ME
Squash💅: boss please you need to stop showing up out of nowhere😭😭
TheGoldenSucc: I have something to tell you, so I decided to drop by
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: yall have some interesting conversations...
GimmeUrToes: thanks, I cause most of those
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Woof: I feel invaded
GimmeUrToes: I love this
Woof: I feel exposed
Woof: and I'm cold
Titz: you look very good Secco!
Carne🥺: you do
Woof: STOP I FEEL TERRIBLE
Woof: BOSS, STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
TheGoldenSucc: I'm not making fun of you, I didn't even say a word🚶♂️
Titz: anyways, what is it you needed boss?
Titz: please don't kick our asses again, it hurt like shit
TheGoldenSucc: you didn't do anything wrong this time, don't worry
TheGoldenSucc: I just needed to know how much you guys got last month
Titz: aaaarounddddddd 800
TheGoldenSucc: huh. The hitman team must hate me.
TheGoldenSucc: you guys are getting demoted, that's what I wanted to tell you
GimmeUrToes: oh
Carne🥺: is it because of the cocaine incident? I thought we'd put that behind us, boss!
TheGoldenSucc: not by much though, you'll just receive what you received at the start of the year
Squash💅: meh we can live with that
Titz: I love how calm we're being about this. Remember two years ago when the Narcotics Division Team went BONKERS with their demotion?
Squash💅: I can still hear Angelica's hysterical screams🗿
TheGoldenSucc: ah... I loved to make their lives a living hell... good riddance lol
TheGoldenSucc: anyways, I'm really sorry about this, but I don't have a choice
Titz: it's okay boss, we'll live.
Carne🥺: speaking of money, when are we getting it? November's already started
TheGoldenSucc: shoot, I thought Fugo had given your payment already. It's my fault, though. I didn't warn him
Titz: we can stop by your office now, if you're free
TheGoldenSucc: I'm not in the villa, right now. But go over and ask Fugo for it
GimmeUrToes: money🤤
Woof: I'm still cold
Titz: there there Secco
Carne🥺: so boss! Any plans for the week?
TheGoldenSucc: I'm going to France with Mista for business. I'm also taking Illuso and Polnareff with me. Just for them to have a little taste of their homeland :) I'm gonna eat the OG baguettes!
Titz: MAN I WANNA GO TO PARIS TOO
TheGoldenSucc: lol get money then
Titz: but you're the one who gives us the money😭😭
Woof: can I get a blanket?
Carne🥺: I'm starting to feel sorry for him
Titz: Cioccolata, give him his damn clothes back
GimmeUrToes: no
Woof: man
Squash💅: Can we come along boss? We wanna see France🥺
TheGoldenSucc: oh but then, who'd take care of your matters in the meanwhile?
Titz: God will!😃
TheGoldenSucc: God won't save you now, pal!
Titz: ☹️ canceled
Woof: CAN I GET A BLANKET PLEASE????
GimmeUrToes: Secco
Woof: MY BALLS ARE FREEZING HERE
Woof: I'm so cold T____T
Carne🥺: dawg
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