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Aaaand We Lost Formaggio

A/N: LET'S GOOOO 100 CHAPTERS!!! Thank you all so much for the support! Might as well get whatever the hell is going on in Formaggio's head (and heart) over with! Enjoy ;)

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DM from HatGoesHahaFunny to Cheese.

HatGoesHahaFunny: I know your secret, Formaggio.

Cheese:
Cheese: WHO THE HELL STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT?!?! I didn't almost shit my pants or anything😀

HatGoesHahaFunny: I know you like Illuso.

Cheese: wooooahhhh what?
Cheese: who the hell told you that??

HatGoesHahaFunny: you're not exactly subtle and suave about it.

Cheese: mf said "suave"💀

HatGoesHahaFunny: Formaggio.

Cheese: Sorbet and Gelato found out, right?

HatGoesHahaFunny: yes, their gaydar is amazing

Cheese: meh I don't blame them. I'm not the best at keeping secrets from me, let alone from other people
Cheese: so what, you came here to tell me not to? To tell me I shouldn't?

HatGoesHahaFunny: what? No, why would I do that?
HatGoesHahaFunny: Formaggio, I am your capo, and I do have authority over you during our job. But outside of the gang-related works, it's your life. I can't dictate what you should and shouldn't do with it
HatGoesHahaFunny: I can, however, give you some advice

Cheese: OOOOOO love advice from uncle Riz! Tell me more!😍

HatGoesHahaFunny: you know you don't live forever, right? Our team is the living proof of that

Cheese: yes, I'm... aware that our lives were given expiration dates the moment we joined the mob. Actually, since the moment we were born. Where do you wanna get with this, though?

HatGoesHahaFunny: I have a question: what is preventing you from coming clean with it? Is it the fear of rejection or... maybe something else?

Cheese: geez... listen Riz, with all due respect and whatnot, I don't expect you to understand. You said it yourself: you don't have any interest in romance, and honestly I don't blame you. You never know what to expect when you give your heart to someone

HatGoesHahaFunny: ah, so that is the problem
HatGoesHahaFunny: listen Formaggio, it's kind of ironic that I'm the one telling you this, since I'm the aromantic one in the gang, but I am the oldest, and I do have experience.
HatGoesHahaFunny: would you rather live the rest of your life alone, because you're scarred from the past; or give it a shot, and give love a second chance?
HatGoesHahaFunny: personally, being alone doesn't scare me. It's actually quite comforting. I have friends and awesome subordinates with me everyday. But Formaggio, despite your clown attitude

Cheese: thanks

HatGoesHahaFunny: DESPITE YOUR CLOWN ATTITUDE
HatGoesHahaFunny: you are a very caring and romantic man. It's kind of ironic that you're part of the gang, because outside of it, you're probably the person that respects people the most. Except when you don't flush the toilet, it makes me want to use Metallica on you

Cheese: 😍

HatGoesHahaFunny: anyways, even if Illuso rejects you, at least you'll be free from that trauma of yours that's been keeping you contained for so many years. And if Illuso accepts it... you know, deep in your heart, that he would never lay a finger on you. He's just a tease by nature.
HatGoesHahaFunny: I'm telling you this not as a Capo, but as a friend, Formaggio. Give love another chance.