"Idk How To Name This"
GenderfluidMirror: FUGO GWT YOUR ASS ONLIME RIGHT NOE!!!!!!!!
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Pudding: WHAT?!
GenderfluidMirror: GET YOUR STAND OUT OF MY ROOM, HE'S TRYING TO EAT MY SHOES
Pudding: HWY IS HE THERE?????
GenderfluidMirror: I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU RHE SAME HTING
TokenStraight: is it because we just passed by yall's apartment?
GenderfluidMirror: IDK BUT GET HIM OUT OF HERE
Pudding: IMIMIN ON MY WAY WAIT LET ME WAIT
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Elsa: GOD DAMN IT HE NEEDS TO HURRY UP, THE THING IS TRYING TO EAT FORMAGGIO'S CAT NOW
IGotTheMilk: GOD IT'S A MESS IN HERE
NoMilkIce: thank God I don't have a stand, I don't wanna see how that thing looks like
Ham: him and my stand became friends for like 2 minutes
Ham: then he ran off to Illuso's room like a wild animal😭👎
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Cheese: God, I managed to save my cat, Jesus fuck
Cheese: wait let me check Illuso's shoes
Cheese:
Cheese: my God, what the fuck did purple haze do?!!? Poor dudette's gonna go poor buying new shoes💀
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GenderfluidMirror: MORE THAN I ALREADY AM
MommyShark: Pannacotta is on his way, he'll take care of it
HatGoesHahaFunny: wtf happened to my apartment T____T
Pineapple: I tried to call it like a dog, but it started chasing me😭😭
Mamalone: Fugo's here, thank God
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TheGoldenSucc: I think it might be a good idea to let Fugo have a day off, just to practice controlling his Stand
DaMan: the only times I see Purple Haze relatively calm, is when Panna and Giogio are together
EmoGworl: agreed, it's like GER casts this weird spell on Fugo's stand, and it becomes loving and calm all of a sudden. It's actually scary
MommyShark: I mean they love each other, it's only natural that their stands do as well
TokenStraight: I swear I once saw GER petting Purple Haze like an owner treating their dog, it's amazing
TheGoldenSucc: oh yeah, but Panna chooses to ignore it
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IGotTheMilk: I don't know what's going on, but yall need to come here. Fugo is calling his stand but it's not coming apparently
IGotTheMilk: yall have no idea how funny it is to not being able to see stands, so all you see is 8 people surrounding the corner of the living room, making sounds at it like a dog💀
EmoGworl: God I need that blessing
Girlboss: we're on our way, don't worry Gelato
IGotTheMilk: I'm not the worried one, trust me LMFAO
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"Purple Haze! Bad boy! Let go of Illuso's shoe!" Melone tried to call the stand back, as his other teammates tried to maintain the purple monster calm.
Fugo was sitting on the couch of the hitman team's apartment, trying his best to calm down. Maybe if he does, his stand will retrieve. Right?
...
Right?!?!
"Fugo, you need to take this thing away, RIGHT NOW! THE APARTMENT IS ALREADY DESTROYED ENOUGH!"
"I'M TRYING MY BEST!" The silver haired boy screamed back.
"WELL, TRY HARDER!!"
"Alright, salvation team is here!" Narancia announced, kicking the door open, "Where's the mutt??"
"Don't call him a mutt, and don't kick other people's doors open!" Fugo complained, running to where his friends were standing, "Giorno, you gotta bring out GER, it's the only way for that thing to calm down!" He begged his boyfriend, getting down on his knees in defeat.
"No, not this time. Actually, this seems like the perfect opportunity for you to control Purple Haze!" The blonde smirked, patting the poor, desperate guy on the back.
"Maybe another time?? I don't want my apartment destroyed anymore!" Risotto complained, watching as the Stand ran around their dining table.
Giorno sighed, almost dragging Fugo along with him to where the stand was.
"Very well, then. Remember what Bucciarati told us: keeping control of your emotions is key."
"I've been trying to calm down for the past 10 minutes, it's not working!"
"Try some music." Abbacchio said, offering his headphones to his friend.
"It might work, Panna." Giorno smiled down at his boyfriend, who sighed in defeat. He placed the headphones on, trying to concentrate on the music, and not the fact that both Ghiaccio and Pesci were being bombarded with toilet paper, by his own stand.
He closed his eyes, sitting back on the couch, and suddenly the world around him had completely disappeared. And he felt... good?
It was a sight to behold. Everyone watched, as if magically, as Purple Haze started walking towards his user, and eventually stopped right behind him.
It was kind of creepy the way he just stood there, panting like an animal, staring at the back of Fugo's head. But hey! At least he's not trying to eat Formaggio's cat anymore!
They stayed like that until the song finally came to an end, and Fugo smiled, mentally patting himself on the back for the good job.
"Aw see?! Told ya the mutt would calm down if Abba gave Fugo those enormous headphones of his!"
"NARANCIA, HE'S NOT A MUTT!!"
A train of "NO"s were chanted, as Purple Haze started panting violently again, and stared back at Narancia.
"Ah, fuck."
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FanficAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
