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Damn It, Abbacchio, ENOUGH👹

DM from TheGoldenSucc to DaMan.

TheGoldenSucc: you
TheGoldenSucc: online
TheGoldenSucc: now

DaMan: I'll pack my bags

TheGoldenSucc: not yet, I want to talk to you first

DaMan: what's up

TheGoldenSucc: I'm not firing you. Deep down you know I wouldn't do that. You're not just my right hand, you're also my friend. You know that, right? And a very reliable one

DaMan: I guess
DaMan: I mean, I know sometimes I go over the line but it's just for the shits and giggles. Nothing with ill intend

TheGoldenSucc: I know that, Mista

DaMan: I know where this is going. The fun is over, I'll be more serious from now on

TheGoldenSucc: Mista, I'm not saying that. Damn, without your stupidity it would be super boring around here! I'm just asking for you to listen when I'm not in the mood for something

DaMan: will do. Again, I'm sorry, Giogio

TheGoldenSucc: not a problem amico

DaMan: also, what do you think it's going on in the gc?

TheGoldenSucc: I don't know. They're blowing it up

DaMan: let's see if Abbacchio pissed in the washing machine again

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"We Need A Free Day"

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TheGoldenSucc: Abbacchio, did you piss in the washing machine again?

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: what.

TheGoldenSucc: don't act as if it never happened

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: no, Giorno, I did not piss in the washing machine😐

TokenStraight: GIOGIO
TokenStraight: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT BUCCIARATI FOUND!!

DaMan: ooohh I'm curious now

TheGoldenSucc: my lost socks

TokenStraight: better

TheGoldenSucc: my mother's love

TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: bbetter..?☹️

TheGoldenSucc: I don't know then

MommyShark: you know how the villa used to be Diavolo's property?

TheGoldenSucc: yep. I laugh at his picture in the attic everytime I go there

MommyShark: well, me and Trish were cleaning the basement, like you asked
MommyShark: and we found his old suit

DaMan: AW HELL YEAH, YOU GOTTA PUT IT ON GIOGIO
DaMan: AND THEN BURN IT

TokenStraight: FUCK YEAH

Girlboss: it will suit you much better

TheGoldenSucc: I don't know
TheGoldenSucc: it belonged to a really hideous man. I don't know if I want to put it on

DaMan: I mean wear it like you're saying "fuck you, your job is mine now"

TokenStraight: PFFT

TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: alright, sure. Why not?

EmoGworl: well that didn't take much convincing

TheGoldenSucc: now that I look at the suit, it kinda looks like something my...
TheGoldenSucc: nephew... who is also the son of the adopted chilMY COUSIN, HIS NAME IS JOSEPH AND HE'S MY COUSIN

TokenStraight: IABAIABSJANSN

EmoGworl: isn't he really old though? I remember seeing a picture of him when you were in Japan

TheGoldenSucc: oh yeah, he'd totally wear this. It's freaking weird but in an oddly good way
TheGoldenSucc: the guy's old as heck but he did chug a bottle of vodka with Mista when we went to Japan so...
TheGoldenSucc: he showed us photos of how he looked back in the day... he was such a whore back then...

DaMan: I love how you just gave up on trying to understand your family tree

TheGoldenSucc: yeah fuck it, I give up. They're all my cousins now
TheGoldenSucc: anyways I'll put the damn thing on

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"We Need A Free Day"

DaMan:

Pudding:

EmoGworl:

MommyShark:

TokenStraight:

Girlboss:
Girlboss: okay I'll say it, Giorno looks hot in that suit

EmoGworl: I wouldn't say hot, I'd say professional

DaMan: bro looks imposing

EmoGworl: even Polnareff and Sheila E agreed on that🗿

TokenStraight: does he really have to burn that?? Cuz it suits him perfectly

MommyShark: God it's kinda hard to believe that such a beautiful thing belonged to Diavolo. I mean the guy was an idiot, but he had good taste for suits
MommyShark: no offense, Trish

Girlboss: none taken. Good stuff should be worn by good people. My father doesn't deserve that suit

EmoGworl: detail: Fugo hasn't spoken a word since the moment Giorno put that thing on

DaMan: haha simp

Pudding: I think I'm gay.

MommyShark: 💀💀

Girlboss: next thing we know, they're getting married, and Giorno will never take the damn suit off

DaMan: he'd never wash it just because Panna said he liked it ONCE

TokenStraight: "Oh pANNa, I lOVe yOu So MuCh!!!"

DaMan: "nO, I loVE yOU mOrE GioGIo!!😽"

Pudding: yeah because at least I'm dating, you single whores

TokenStraight: okay no need to point it out >:T

EmoGworl: do you guys wanna hear something cool?

Girlboss: sure!

EmoGworl: I calculated he'd want to wash the suit so he could wear it more often
EmoGworl: so I pissed in the washing machine
EmoGworl: now his suit will smell like piss😼

DaMan:
DaMan: Bruno, I have a question-

MommyShark: yes, he has a piss kink

EmoGworl: NO I DON'T BRUNO, WHY ARE YOU LYING???

MommyShark: when you stop pissing in Giorno's washing machine, we'll talk

DaMan: yeah cuz I'm the one who has to clean it YOU EMO ALCOHOLIC SLUT

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TheGoldenSucc: GOD DAMN IT ABBACCHIO, NOT AGAIN

EmoGworl: sniff sniff 😍