This chapter is mostly a character study for everyone! Especially in terms of sexual orientation headcanons! ^w^
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"Idk How To Name This"
Cheese: GOOD MORNING FELLAS
GenderfluidMirror: MAG STOP
GenderfluidMirror: I'm sorry yall, me and Mag were chatting and he got ridiculously curious about this subject 💀
DaMan: oh God, yall changed your names👹
Girlboss: goodness, it's 6 in the morning
Cheese: IS ANYBODY in this groupchat STRAIGHT??
Cheese: you can shut ur mouth Narancia
TokenStraight: >:T
TheGoldenSucc: well, I'm bi so that's a no for me.
Pudding: same here, but I'm pan.
DaMan: yeah I'm bi too man🗿
MommyShark: I'm clearly not straight
EmoGworl: me neither
Girlboss: yeah I like girls :>
Cheese: I TOLD YOU LU
GenderfluidMirror: I'm so sorry about this, you guys💀
4 participants are now online.
Mamalone: what's going on?
Ham: yeah, I'm curious too
TokenStraight: Formaggio was asking if anybody here, besides me, is straight
Pineapple: I am :D
IGotTheMilk:
IGotTheMilk: and I think that's it
Cheese: wow wonderful
Cheese: only two straight people in a groupchat of 16
TokenStraight: I mean, sexuality is fluid
TokenStraight: nobody is 100% gay and nobody's 100% straight
TokenStraight: I mean have you seen Ryan Reynolds???
Girlboss: okay, fair
Pineapple: yeah you got a point
TokenStraight: I know I do
Mamalone: since we're already here, Bucciarati, Abbacchio, what're you guys' sexualities?
MommyShark: I have no clue, all I know is that I'm not straight, and that's OK
EmoGworl: yeah I'm gay🚶♂️
DaMan: currently gay for Bruno
EmoGworl: not wrong, but the comment was unnecessary
TheGoldenSucc: what about you guys, if I may ask?
IGotTheMilk: where's my gay gang at??
NoMilkIce: here💅✨️
Ham: here ig
Mamalone: I know that both me and Riz are omni so that's a thing
Cheese: yeah, BUT Melone would fuck a chair if he had the chance
Mamalone: okay Mr. Piss Kink
Cheese: I DONT HAVE A PISS KINK WTF???
Cheese: I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT IF YOU DID
Mamalone: I'm always open to new stuff😼
Mamalone: literally
EmoGworl: Jesus Christ Melone
Cheese: well to who it may concern, I'm bi, and so is Ghia. I know that, cuz he couldn't give less of a shit
Elsa: first off, it's "to WHOM" YOU IGNORANT FUCK
Elsa: second off, yeah I have better things to worry about
GenderfluidMirror: GEE FUGETO! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! WE'RE BOTH PAN!!
Pudding: don't call me that, ever again
Pineapple: I'm ace if that counts as something😃
Ham: good job, Pesci
GenderfluidMirror: now it's my turn to ask a question
GenderfluidMirror: is everybody in this groupchat cis, besides me?
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah, I think you're alone on this one, buddy
GenderfluidMirror: I'm special 😫🤙✨️
Cheese: oh wait I forgot to ask
IGotTheMilk: oh yeah!
IGotTheMilk: Lu, do we have a dude, a pal, or a dudette today?
GenderfluidMirror: you have an enemy
GenderfluidMirror: I know you ate my last cookie you selfish homosexual
IGotTheMilk: in my defense, I was hungry
GenderfluidMirror: no shit that's why you fucking ate it
IGotTheMilk: true HOWEVER
TheGoldenSucc: that does not answer his question.
GenderfluidMirror: oh uh
GenderfluidMirror: I thought that matter wasn't important?
DaMan: nah bro, if I'm gonna offend you, I want to offend you with the correct pronouns💀
GenderfluidMirror: a part of me wants to say thank you, the other wants to slap you
GenderfluidMirror: but they/them is fine today
DaMan: okay so they're the extra of the group. Got it
TheGoldenSucc: they needed to be special in something
EmoGworl: okay piss drinker
GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: w-hwat😟
Melone: boss?🗿
TheGoldenSucc: it's a long story
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