Passione Groupchat

Beef

"We Need A Free Day"

DaMan: so then she kicked me in the nuts. It hurt like shit

TheGoldenSucc: dude, stop it. I made you a new dick a week ago

DaMan: I KNOW, IM SORRY😭😭

EmoGworl: honestly, what did you expect? Your efforts to hit on women are sad, to say the least

DaMan: at least I tried☹️ something always happens in my brain, that makes my brain cells stop working!

TokenStraight: example?

DaMan: like okay I was trying to be romantic, right? So I was like "okay! I'm gonna make a comment about her eyes!"
DaMan: but then the universe slapped me across the face, and what came out was "looking at your eyes is like looking at a pair of... eyes..." I SWEAR I WANTED TO DIE

MommyShark: 💀💀💀💀

Pudding: I mean, you're not wrong.

DaMan: yeah but women don't like smart guys, they like the funny ones

TheGoldenSucc: I think a combination of both would be ideal

DaMan: anyways, it wasn't meant to be. I need someone who I feel comfortable being myself with. Oh welp!

Girlboss: your time will come eventually, Guido. Anyways, I talked to the hitman team about their missions for the next few months, and told them that Cannolo would give them the details from now on, since none of us are free
Girlboss: bro they went ballistic

EmoGworl: they have beef, did you forget? Especially because of Sorbet and Gelato

Girlboss: what the hell was I supposed to do then???

EmoGworl: you know what? Fair enough. Fuck them

TokenStraight: bro Cannolo has beef with everyone. When Rikiel came over, they fought over the rug in the hallway 💀

TheGoldenSucc: yeah but Rikiel doesn't care if Cannolo has beef. He's vegan, after all

DaMan: LMFAO

Girlboss: HELP

MommyShark: speaking of Rikiel, he also got the fever, right? How's he doing?

TheGoldenSucc: terrible. He can't bring himself to eat meat, when his system literally craves it. He's been super sick, I'm actually worried for him

TokenStraight: he shouldn't be vegan, then! Those people are weird, man...

DaMan: he cares about the animals, leave him alone☹️

TokenStraight: bro has beef with meat

Pudding: enough Narancia 😭

TokenStraight: look, we only know people who have beef with whatever the fuck! I mean look at Diavolo! Bro had beef with two 15 year olds!

DaMan: yeah and Abbacchio still has beef with a 16 year old

EmoGworl: can we stop talking about beef? We just had lunch

TokenStraight: man's has beef with beef

EmoGworl: stop it

Pudding: okay beef aside, @/TheGoldenSucc Carne was taken down. You need to go revive him

TheGoldenSucc: what? Why was he taken down?

Pudding: I... don't know? I figured you'd know.

MommyShark: didn't you send him on a mission?

TheGoldenSucc: no? The Guard Squad has been extra wary since the attack. If something were to happen to them, I'd remember

DaMan: maybe he got into a fight on the street!

TheGoldenSucc: highly doubt it. I'll go take care of it

DaMan: les gooo

2 participants are now offline.

MommyShark: hopefully this one will be for good. I'm still traumatized with our beef with Carne in the airplane

TokenStraight: bro has beef with air

EmoGworl: ENOUGH NARANCIA

TokenStraight: I want beef.

(In the end, Giorno ended up finding out the truth and he beat the shit out of the Guard Squad. But at least he ate pizza for dinner! Again. He... he needs to go on a diet...)