"We Need A Free Day"
EmoGworl: @/MommyShark where are you? I want you to step on me
Doraemon: BEFORE THIS GOES ANY FURTHER, YOU'RE IN THE GROUPCHAT ABBACCHIO
⁉️: WE DONT NEED ANOTHER SEXTING INCIDENT
EmoGworl: IT'S NOT KINKY, I JUST WANT HIM TO CRACK MY BACK
Girlboss: haha old man
EmoGworl: I know where you live.
KillMe: I know the Heimlich maneuver, it works to crack backs.
Pudding: Jesus I forgot she's in this groupchat now
EmoGworl: @/KillMe no that's weird
KillMe: okay.
EmoGworl: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude
1 participant is now online.
MommyShark: yeah where are you?
EmoGworl: living room
1 participant is now online.
TheGoldenSucc: haha old man
EmoGworl: CAN YOU NOT??
TheGoldenSucc: I know the Heimlich maneuver. It can be good to crack backs
EmoGworl: NO THATS WEIRD, DONT YOU PEOPLE HAVE ANY SHAME??
TheGoldenSucc: okay the next time you're choking, I'm leaving you to die then
EmoGworl: that's not what I meant brat
Girlboss: amazing how we have favorites now
EmoGworl: the thing about Sheila, is that SHE has some common sense
KillMe: thank you, Abbacchio.
EmoGworl: everytime I close my eyes you kids' faces haunt me
EmoGworl: "AbbAccHio, gIVe Us fOOd", "AbbAccHIo dRIvE US to ScHOOl", "AbbACchio UnClOG thE ToiLEt" AM I YOUR MAID OR SOEMTHING??
⁉️: no, you're just dad
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: everytime I close my God damn eyes......
Pudding: 🎶it's like a dark paradise🎶
TheGoldenSucc: :0 no one compares to you!!
Pudding: IM SCARED THAT YOU
TheGoldenSucc: WONT BE WAITING ON THE OTHER SIIIDEEE
Pudding: WONT BE WAITING ON THE OTHER SIIIDEEEE
EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: what
Girlboss: they love Lana Del Rey, don't question it
MommyShark: I feel like Abbacchio is about to lose it
EmoGworl: I honestly don't know how much longer I can go on
EmoGworl: I have a chair next to me, and I'm not scared to smash their skulls with it
TheGoldenSucc: stop itttt ✨️🤌
EmoGworl: that was NOT A COMPLIMENT
EmoGworl: oh my God...
Pudding: 🎶I feel it in the air🎶
EmoGworl: no
TheGoldenSucc: :DD Telephone wires above
Pudding: are sizzlin' like a snare🥺🥺
EmoGworl: somebody stop them
TheGoldenSucc: HONEY IM ON FIRE
Pudding: I FEEL IT EVERYWHERE
TheGoldenSucc: NOTHING SCARES ME ANYMOOOOREEE
EmoGworl: I'm reaching my limit
Doraemon: one two three four ☝️
EmoGworl: MISTA NO
Pudding: KISS ME HARD BEFORE YOU GO
TheGoldenSucc: KISS ME HARD BEFORE YOU GO
EmoGworl:
Pudding: SUMMERTIME SADNESS
TheGoldenSucc: I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW
Pudding: THAT BABY YOU THE BEST💕💕
TheGoldenSucc: THAT BABY YOU THE BEST❤❤
EmoGworl has muted Pudding and TheGoldenSucc.
EmoGworl: much better
EmoGworl: I should've done this first thing in the morning
⁉️: you might wanna know that this feature only lasts an hour before you can do it again
EmoGworl: I'll just mute them again in an hour
KillMe: you have a 24 hour cool down, though.
EmoGworl: thank you for the information...
MommyShark: there was no need to do that, Abba :( they're probably feeling bad right now
EmoGworl: they're most likely screaming Kylie Minogue or sum shit
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DM from Pudding to TheGoldenSucc.
Pudding: EVERY NIGGGHTTT
TheGoldenSucc: EVERY DAAYYYYY
Pudding: JUST TO BE THERE IN YOUR AAAARRRMMSSS
TheGoldenSucc: WON'T YOU STAAAAYYY
Pudding: WON'T YOU LAAAAYY
TheGoldenSucc: STAY FOREVER AND EVER
Pudding: AND EVER
TheGoldenSucc: AND EVAAAHHHHH
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"We Need A Free Day"
MommyShark: they must be so sad...
EmoGworl: Bruno, I can hear them from downstairs
MommyShark: poor things...
⁉️: I burped
Girlboss: ok.
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
