Passione Groupchat

He's Finally Getting The Attention He Needs

"We Need A Free Day"

TheGoldenSucc: yall I have news
TheGoldenSucc: it's about Christmas

EmoGworl: the answer is no, we will NOT have dinner with the underpaid team

⁉️: WHY??? You're poorphobic >:(

Pudding: POORPHOBIC HE SAYS

TheGoldenSucc: no, it's not about them
TheGoldenSucc: so
TheGoldenSucc: my dad called

Girlboss: oh no

EmoGworl: EVEN WORSE LMAO

TheGoldenSucc: can I finish my sentences??😭

Doraemon: go ahead Giogio

TheGoldenSucc: so I was talking to my dad and I told him about how Bucciarati is now our legal guardian
TheGoldenSucc: and he wasn't exactly happy about it😃

MommyShark: what, he expected you to go to school without a legal guardian? Mf isn't doing anything about it

TheGoldenSucc: that's what I told him! Anyways, conversation led to conversation and he invited us to spend the Christmas holidays with him and the others. You know my bothers, his boyfriend, his other boytoy... Jesus he's gay...

EmoGworl: question- in Egypt, or the US?

TheGoldenSucc: Egypt

EmoGworl: I'm in

Girlboss: you just like to feel important and having everything paid

EmoGworl: at this point, we're all Giorno's sugar babies

ZAWORUDO: so are you guys coming? 👀

Girlboss: HOW DO YOU ALWAYS APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE??

Doraemon: bro is everywhere and nowhere
Doraemon: he is everything and nothing
Doraemon: he is all and none

ZAWORUDO: for I am God

TheGoldenSucc: anyways, does anyone oppose?

MommyShark: question: is Sheila E invited to this?

TheGoldenSucc: duh

ZAWORUDO: of course. I invited Giogio's team, and Sheila E is part of the team

KillMe: I appreciate the offer, but I cannot go.

Girlboss: how come? :(

KillMe: I have stuff to do around here.

TheGoldenSucc: no you don't. You are coming 😃

KillMe: boss, I really shouldn't.

TheGoldenSucc: you're coming.

KillMe: I'm coming, okay.

Doraemon: well that was easy

ZAWORUDO: splendid!

⁉️: by the way, how long is this gonna be?

ZAWORUDO: depends, do you wanna spend New Year's here, too?

MommyShark: out of the question. We already have plans with the entirety of Passione

Pudding: excuse me? Like
Pudding: EVERYONE??

TheGoldenSucc: at Bucciarati's expense. Just the main famiglias though

MommyShark: it's a place we rented, it's gonna be fun

Girlboss: well me, Giogio, and Nara, finish school on the 18th, soooo we could go on the 20th and come back on the 26th

Pudding: the flights are gonna be FULL but sure😃🔫

Doraemon: bold of you to assume we're taking a public flight jshdkajs

Pudding: oh yeah I forgot we're rich

ZAWORUDO: hide your boyfriend, Giogio. This will be a Christmas to remember! (I have a knife) 😁🥊🤺🤼‍♂️

TheGoldenSucc: I'm gonna hide with him, tf😦

MommyShark: get even closer to my kids and I'm coming for your head🤺🤺

EmoGworl: I love how we don't even like Mr Brando, yet we're gonna spend Christmas with him

Girlboss: mansion in Egypt bro. Think about that

EmoGworl: you're right. Mansion in Egypt

Doraemon: why do you even care? You don't even celebrate Christmas💀

EmoGworl: I celebrate the economy.

⁉️: capitalism‼️‼️

Doraemon: I think we're forgetting the real meaning of Christmas, here

MommyShark: that's why I'm going to church until we go to Egypt. You're free to come too

Doraemon: I don't know if I should... should I stay home and play video games instead?👀

⁉️: depends where you wanna go after you die. Do you wanna spend eternity with Mother Theresa, or next to Cioccolata?

Doraemon: to church we go!

TheGoldenSucc: 💀💀

⁉️: by the way, yall

KillMe: oh God.

Girlboss: what did you do now, Narancia?

⁉️: there's poo on the floor🕺

Doraemon: sorry???

KillMe: ewwww

MommyShark: .....

⁉️:
⁉️: I don't always arrive to the toilet on time

Girlboss:

Doraemon:

TheGoldenSucc:

Pudding:

ZAWORUDO: 😨

EmoGworl:

MommyShark:

⁉️: Jesus Christ people, I'm kidding. I brought Rex inside and this happened

EmoGworl: WHY DID YOU BRING HIM INSIDE???

⁉️: it's raining, he was cold☹️

Pudding: it's actually impressive how stupid he is

⁉️: don't talk shit about Rex!

Pudding: I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU

⁉️: I'm not stupid :(

KillMe: the other day you shoved your head in one of the car's tires.

⁉️: I'm an experimental man. How was I supposed to know I'd pass out with the pressure??

MommyShark:
MommyShark: Giorno, we need to talk

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DM from MommyShark to TheGoldenSucc.

MommyShark: can we take him to the psych ward now?

TheGoldenSucc: yeah I'm gonna call 112