Ayy a Golden Wind chatfic!
Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃
This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️
There will be chapters with a normal fic format.
I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
A/N: I was high writing the last part of this chapter
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"Underpaid Team😨"
Mamalone: oh for sure, my name is Matteo
Cheese: talk about a basic ass name
Mamalone: okay Cheese.
Cheese: wait and now I'm confused Cheese: why do we constantly call each other by our mafia names and not our real names? We're in our damn home, BY OURSELVES, why don't they ever call you Matteo???
HatGoesHahaFunny: it's just a rule, Formaggio HatGoesHahaFunny: the only times we say our real names is when we need to fill in actual paperwork from the government or by the Don's order
Cheese: Cheese: is that why when we signed the papers, Don Giovanna looked at me with a confused expression..?
Mamalone: YEAH DUDE CUZ YOUR NAME IS CHEESE
Cheese: ENOUGH Cheese: whwhat about Sorbet and Gelato's wedding?? They married OUTSIDE of Italy, since gay marriage isn't legal here. How come they were still addressed as Sorbet and Gelato???
NoMilkIce: God the memories you just brought💀
IGotTheMilk: it was a shit ton of paperwork to fill and legal rights to take care of but we managed IGotTheMilk: that happened because it was a private ceremony only for us
Cheese: still???
IGotTheMilk: ???? IGotTheMilk: we're still part of the mafia???
NoMilkIce: yeah if the fucker that married us found our real names and did research on them, and found out we dismembered people's bodies together for fun he would've gotten us locked up. Not like Diavolo would bail us out
Cheese:
Ups! Gambar ini tidak mengikuti Pedoman Konten kami. Untuk melanjutkan publikasi, hapuslah gambar ini atau unggah gambar lain.
HatGoesHahaFunny: you did that for fun??
NoMilkIce: please Riz, where do you think I got my frustrations out on?
HatGoesHahaFunny: a punching bag??
Mamalone: drawings😨
Pineapple: taking walks?😟
IGotTheMilk: you guys are really boring
GenderfluidMirror: you two are some luni mother fuckers💀
Cheese: still what the hell! So when do you use your real names??
HatGoesHahaFunny: again, 2 situations HatGoesHahaFunny: if the Don- SPECIFICALLY THE DON- needs our signatures HatGoesHahaFunny: and if Mista gives us missions from the government
Cheese: what about work?? Cheese: do yall just arrive at your work place like "YOO FISH IS HERE!"
