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Singlessness

A/N: if there are any mistakes in this chapter, it's because English is not my first language, and I don't have my English keyboard to help me, because I'm writing this on my computer, BECAUSE WATTPAD DECIDED TO LAG ON ME!!!!!! Narancia's name will be changed to 'URGH' because COMPUTERS DON'T HAVE EMOJIS, kill me

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"We Need A Free Day"

Pudding: @/TheGoldenSucc @/Girlboss do any of you know what's up with Narancia? He came home from school super grumpy

TheGoldenSucc: yeah some stupid kids from school have been making fun of him because he's the only one in their friend group who doesn't have a girlfriend

TheGoldenSucc: teenagers can be so unreasonable

Girlboss: they're the type of guys who you have to beg like a dog for them to not make your life miserable

EmoGworl: that is the worst excuse I've ever heard, what

EmoGworl: are they that bored????

MommyShark: @/URGH get online, we'll help you through this

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URGH: just so you know

URGH: they wrote a song about me

URGH: it's called "Narancia's a loner" and reality affirms the title

Doraemon: woow... how creative...

Doraemon: also, text me if you need me. I'll be crying over Angelo's pictures in my room

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URGH: I KNOW RIGHT???

URGH: after everything we went through, they decide to betray me... I'm so tired of my singlessness...

KillMe: "singlessness" is not a word.

Girlboss: you've known them for 5 months, maybe less

URGH: they were the longest 5 months of my life....

Pudding: oh please, the worst you've done with them was smoking and you didn't even like it

EmoGworl: fr, weren't these the same guys who tried to snitch on you, but it backfired, and they ended up spending the night at the police station? 

KillMe: your luck, Narancia, is that the cops don't care about you. They look at your friends, and arrest them. They look at you, and they want to look the other way.

URGH: my beauty blinds them

KillMe: no, you're not that special, Narancia...

MommyShark: well, he is special

MommyShark: in his own ways....

URGH: HA! MOM SAYS I'M SPECIAL

URGH: they were still my friends, though! I don't have anybody else to hang out with!

TheGoldenSucc: you can hang out with me and Trish, we're cool

URGH: oh please Giogio, you two spend the entire morning under the staircase only talking about Britney Spears

Girlboss: yeah Giogio, not even I would want to hang out with us lmao

TheGoldenSucc: BRITNEY IS A QUEEN

URGH: I JUST WANNA BE PART OF THE COOL KIDS T____T

MommyShark: Nara, you know better than anyone else that some people may disguise as our friends, but then they go and stab us in the back

URGH: they are different Bucciaratiiiiiiiiii

Girlboss: Narancia, I have a preposition

EmoGworl: oh no

Girlboss: I can pretend to be your girlfriend at school

URGH: NO THEY'LL MAKE FUN OF ME EVEN MORE LNFAO

Girlboss: think about it

Girlboss: everyone knows that I'm a lesbian

Girlboss: you'll be known as "the guy who turned the lesbian into a bisexual because of how cool he is"

URGH: well... true BUT IT'S SO WRONG

URGH: besides, I doubt your girlfriend would approve of that

KillMe: it's just make believe. Everybody knows the standards have to be low for someone to want to date you.

URGH: gee thanks 7_7

URGH: I still want a girlfriend

EmoGworl: she'll come eventually, Narancia

MommyShark: yeah when you least expect it, somebody special will appear

Girlboss: maybe that person is already right in front of you, and you're just not seeing it

URGH: you're right... maybe I have to look harder!

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Doraemon: YALL ANGELO'S IN THE US ALREADY, I MISS BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP T0T

URGH: shut up Mista, this isn't about you, we're talking about how someone might already be a good fit for me and I'm just not seeing it

MommyShark:

MommyShark: anyways

URGH: well... thanks guys... you're the only best friends I need :)

Girlboss: awww my heart just shat itself <3

URGH: I, too, just shat myself.

Pudding: GOD DAMN IT NARANCIA