"Guard Squad🥺🤲"
Carne🥺: guys, why does Narancia look like a lesbian?
TokenStraight: I'M SORRY???
Titz: WHY ARE YOU HERE
Squash💅: AWAY YOU STAY🤺
Woof: I mean
Woof:
Carne🥺: ma'am, it's true☹️
TokenStraight: WDYM MA'AM
GimmeUrToes: it's okay if you are, dude, we don't mind
TokenStraight: I'm putting you all in my soup if you don't change the subject
TokenStraight: LIKE RIGHT NOW
Titz: well then leave tf
Carne🥺: oh okay
Carne🥺: well I saw a lady going to your room this morning
Carne🥺: was it a girlfriend🤙?
TokenStraight: oh no, that was Trish
Titz: not the woman again
TokenStraight: WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER
Titz: NOTHING
TokenStraight: CAN WE HAVE A CONVERSATION THAT WONT INVADE MY PERSONAL LIFE??!
Carne🥺: sir, you're very irritated today
Titz: do you want a cup of tea, perhaps? ^^
Woof: a massage maybe!
GimmeUrToes: oh I like those!
Carne🥺: I think she's on her period
TokenStraight: GOD SHUT UP
TokenStraight: EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Titz: oh Lord in Heaven, protect us all...
Carne🥺: ma'am, take a break, maybe
Woof: yes, please 😟
TokenStraight: YOU SHUT UP TOO, SECCO
TokenStraight: GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH, SQUALO
Squash💅:
Squash💅: kay
Squash💅:
Squash💅: I don't see why you have to yell at people☹️
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Woof: 😨
GimmeUrToes: Narancia, we don't know what's wrong- and we won't ask- but maybe you should try not to go off the deep end
GimmeUrToes: you're scaring Secco
Carne🥺: FORGET SECCO, HE'S SCARING ME
Carne🥺: AND I'VE SEEN DON GIOVANNA LOSING HIS TEMPER ON A MISSION
TokenStraight: JWWIJWJSJS I HATE THIS
TokenStraight: I HATE THIS GROUPCHAT
TokenStraight: IM HUNGRY
TokenStraight: IM SWEATING LIKE A PIG
TokenStraight: MY HAIR IS GREASY
TokenStraight: I RAN OUT OF WATER
TokenStraight: IM ITCHY
TokenStraight: GIORNO'S DAD IS ANNOYING
TokenStraight: I DIDNT SLEEP SHIT
TokenStraight: MY PANTS ARE SLIPPING
TokenStraight: MY SHIRT IS TIGHT
TokenStraight: I WANT TO DIE
TokenStraight: AND MY WINDOWS IS UPDATING
TokenStraight: I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT THE WINDOWS UPDATES YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT SMELLING TOE CURLING BANANA ROTTING SCRUMPTIOUS COMA INDUCING STOMACH SICK MAKING STUPID DUMBSHIT GOOD FOR NOTHING LAPTOP
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: wew... I needed that...
Titz: 😀
Woof: 😨
GimmeUrToes: 🗿🗿🗿
Carne🥺:
Carne🥺: told you she was on her period
TokenStraight: AHHGHHHHHHH
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Squash💅: Narancia, I have your sandwich-😟
Titz: NO
Woof: DON'T GIVE THAT TO HIM NOW
GimmeUrToes: well, the guy is on a whole other level of PISSED
Carne🥺: he's just having a bad day🙄
Titz: it's so bad when you're already having a bad day, and the smallest of things just become the bane of your existence
Squash💅: I love my life!
Titz: SQUALO
Woof: I'm scared :(
GimmeUrToes: there there, Secco
Squash💅: should we do something about it?
Titz: don't even think about it
Carne🥺: let him have some time for himself, the guy is constantly overworked
Squash💅: so what do I do with the sandwich🗿
Carne🥺: EAT IT, I DONT FUCKING CARE
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TokenStraight: guys, I am so sorry about that
TokenStraight: I'm... having an AWFUL day
TokenStraight: sorry for letting it out on you
Titz: it's okay dude!
Squash💅: we understand!
Woof: yeah but please don't do that again. You're scary when you're mad😟
TokenStraight: will do, Secco
TokenStraight: now if you'll excuse me, I'll go take a break
TokenStraight: and sorry for invading your gc, idk how it happened
TokenStraight has left the groupchat.
Squash💅: well, I'll be damned!
Squash💅: Narancia never apologized for anything in his life! And I didn't think he would start now!
GimmeUrToes: please, Squalo, he's not Ghiaccio...
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
