"We Need A Free Day"
Girlboss: God Mista, your taste in clothes is worse than Bucciarati's taste in men
EmoGworl: OI DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS
TheGoldenSucc: well they do say portuguese people have a terrible fashion sense
DaMan: that's not true! You cannot reach to a conclusion regarding an entire group of people, based on one or two examples!
TokenStraight: bro spoke in a whole nother language
Pudding: he spoke your language, amico
TokenStraight: how come I don't know those many words then??
Pudding: BECAUSE YOUR IQ IS LOWER THAN A DOOR'S
MommyShark: alright, let's all calm down for a moment
MommyShark: first of all, Trish, if you want to criticize Mista's fashion sense, you have to be at least a bit nicer
MommyShark: secondly, my taste in men is amazing, thank you very much
MommyShark: thirdly, indeed, you cannot generalize an entire group of people based on one example
MommyShark: fourthly, let's stop calling each other stupid
DaMan: also I don't dress that badly! I dress better than Penelope!
EmoGworl: who in the three realms is Penelope??
DaMan: oh? It's Narancia's childhood imaginary friend. I thought everyone knew about her?
TokenStraight: yeah she dressed like a clown and her clothes were made out of velvet and some southern Asian materials
Girlboss: NO CUZ PENELOPE DRESSES BETTER THAN ME💀
TokenStraight: your words, not mine
EmoGworl: also Bruno, Narancia talked to a person only he was able to see, and said person dressed like a fancy jester. I think you should be worried
MommyShark: many young kids have imaginary friends, it's totally normal!
Girlboss: I also had one when I was a kid. For a long time I thought she was the one who made my dad not want to see me. Then I found out he went to get milk after I was born
Girlboss: that milk took a shit ton of time to buy...
MommyShark: Trish, do you need to talk?
Girlboss: nop! I'm just fatherless!😄
DaMan: omg I'm also fatherless, let's rob an old lady with chronic arthritis!😃
Girlboss: SLAAAYY
DaMan: YEYY!!
EmoGworl: can you NOT???
Girlboss: I used to think part of the reason why my dad left was because he wanted a boy.
Girlboss: well! But I was born a girl!
Girlboss: a very awesome one!😼
DaMan: yeah! We should be proud of ourselves and who we've become! I was born an amazing human👹
TokenStraight: yeah! I'm proud of myself!
MommyShark: yes. I too am proud of myself, and I'm also proud of you guys
TheGoldenSucc: I'm an accident!😃
DaMan: 😀
Girlboss:
Pudding: babe
EmoGworl:
TheGoldenSucc:
TheGoldenSucc: something tells me I spoke too soon-
MommyShark: my child, you are now under my care
ZAWORUDO: oi he's still my offspring
EmoGworl: OI
TheGoldenSucc: JUST WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM???
Girlboss: JUST LIKE THAT??? NO WARNING??
ZAWORUDO: I wanted to DM Giorno about something but I was notified that you people were talking in this groupchat. Greetings
MommyShark: hi Mr Brando...
ZAWORUDO: WHERE IS MY CHILD
TheGoldenSucc: HWAT WHAT DO YOU WANT??
ZAWORUDO: GO TO YOUR DMS MY LITTLE GOLDILOCKS
TheGoldenSucc: SHHHHH DONT CALL ME THAT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
EmoGworl: PFFT
ZAWORUDO: I did not have the chance to call you nicknames as a baby, but I do now. You will hear it, and you will like it
ZAWORUDO: now go to your DMs my sweet tea cup!
TheGoldenSucc: STOP, NOT IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS PADRE
ZAWORUDO: aw man, I have a whole other list of cute nicknames for you
TheGoldenSucc: SHUT UP IM GOING TO MY DMS NOW
TheGoldenSucc: Bucciarati, pray for me...
MommyShark:
DaMan: 👀
EmoGworl: 😚
Girlboss:
TheGoldenSucc: I'm not hearing any PRAYERS
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DM from TheGoldenSucc to ZAWORUDO.
TheGoldenSucc: WHAT??
ZAWORUDO: Ungalo caught the fever
TheGoldenSucc: great. Now everyone in our family is a vampire
ZAWORUDO: he's doing pretty well, actually. I think the drugs actually helped him
TheGoldenSucc: don't you ever say that again. I didn't order the death of the Narcotics Division Team for people like you to go around and say that drugs are good
ZAWORUDO: they do help the economy
TheGoldenSucc: why the hell do you think I work my ass off??💀💀
ZAWORUDO: I seriously don't know how you do it
TheGoldenSucc: I'm not only doing it. I'm doing it AND getting rich from it!
ZAWORUDO: THAT'S MY BOY!
ZAWORUDO: now go back to your friends. I have a newborn vampire to take care of
ZAWORUDO: we'll talk later if you wish
TheGoldenSucc: yes, padre. I'll talk to you later :)
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"We Need A Free Day"
TheGoldenSucc: I'm still trying to figure out what kind of clothes Mista bought for Trish to be so irritated
EmoGworl: don't worry goldilocks, it doesn't concern you
DaMan: yeah little tea cup, mind your own business😚
TheGoldenSucc: congratulations! You two are now condemned to clean the hitman team's base for the next three months!
DaMan: MAN
Pudding: I wish my dad called me those nicknames
Girlboss: yeah Giogio, you should be glad to have your dad calling you that ☹️
TheGoldenSucc: you're right. I should appreciate what I have
EmoGworl: that's right, tea cup
TheGoldenSucc: I won't let you have any food for the rest of the week.
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