Passione Groupchat

This Isn't A Good Idea

"We Need A Free Day"

Girlboss: I just finished crying, why are you people spamming the gc?

⁉️: ah yes! The daily crying session!

TheGoldenSucc: Mista bought one of the Five Nights At Freddy's games to offer Josuke and Okuyasu
TheGoldenSucc: they're sending me videos of them almost shitting themselves with the jumpscares😭😭

DaMan: I LOVE LIFE AHAHAHAHAH

TheGoldenSucc: THEY SENT SNOTHER ONE
TheGoldenSucc: 1 video.

EmoGworl: HELP NOT JOSUKE FALLING OFF THE CHAIR IM DYING

Pudding: WHY IS OKUYASU THROWING IT BACJ HELLO????

MommyShark: I FEEL LIKE HE'S ON THE VERGE OF TEARS😭

⁉️: god... that's the best thing I've watched in a while...

TheGoldenSucc: Nara, we need to play this together some time

⁉️: HELL YEAH! I HAVE A CLEAN PAIR OF UNDERWEAR READY TO BE DESTROYED!

DaMan: yeah well, it's not like you're gonna be free to play it though hehe

TheGoldenSucc: what does that mean? I am free, I have more free time than you think, Mista

⁉️: yeah, and I only need to work at night during patrol! I have tons of free time!

DaMan: oh?
DaMan: @/MommyShark you haven't told them yet?

TheGoldenSucc: tooold them what?

MommyShark: that's right, I almost forgot
MommyShark: Narancia, Giorno
MommyShark: after a couple of months of consideration, and reading Trish's reports

Girlboss: hehe

MommyShark: I've decided to send you two back to school!

DaMan: surprise!!!

EmoGworl: 🎊

Pudding: :D

Girlboss: :D

TheGoldenSucc: ooh?

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⁉️: I think I'm gonna pass out.

DaMan: well, neither of you sounds too happy

TheGoldenSucc: Bucciarati, are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, the reason why Trish goes to school, is because she isn't part of the team. She's just an ally

⁉️: I can't feel my legs

MommyShark: Don't worry, Giogio. I took the liberty of arranging your schedule perfectly. Trish's school in your year, only have classes in the morning. So you have the rest of the day free

TheGoldenSucc: well yeah, the days I can't go outside during the day, are only for the afternoon...

⁉️: everything is getting darker

Pudding: not now, Narancia
Pudding: listen, Giogio. It's fine if you don't wanna go. But your education was interrupted because you joined the team. You deserve to finish school, just like Nara and Trish. You're still young, so make the most of it

TheGoldenSucc: I'll try my best

EmoGworl: let's see how this works. If it doesn't, we'll get you out.

⁉️: wait

DaMan: what

⁉️: I need to process

DaMan: LNFAO

⁉️:
⁉️: I'm fuckING FOING TO SCHOO(((????

Pudding: sigh
Pudding: YES NARANCIA, YOURE GOING TO SCHOOL

⁉️: OH GOD IM SO HAPPY IN CRYING
⁉️: I COULD
⁉️: I COULD KICK A SENIOR!

Girlboss: let's not

MommyShark: but yeah, I hope you guys get along well. I'm sure you'll be fine, Nara. Just don't kick anyone's asses on your first day

⁉️: I WONT, I'LL BE THE BEST STUDENT YOU'VE EVER SEEN, YOU'LL SEE!!

MommyShark: I'm so proud of my children...

Girlboss: @/⁉️ I also said that before my first day
Girlboss: I got suspended cuz I "disturbed the students' attention" by yodeling during break

⁉️: I didn't know you could yodel???

DaMan: nah cuz that shit's impressive what💀💀

Girlboss: I'm a woman of multitasking🚶‍♀️

TheGoldenSucc: okay well, this shall be fun

⁉️: IM GOING MENTAL

Pudding: maybe this isn't a good idea after all

EmoGworl: Narancia don't open fire out of nowhere

⁉️: who do you take me for?? I'm a very mature adult!

Pudding: ffs Narancia, you got your head stuck in the microwave the other day. Don't you dare say anything else

Girlboss: radiation 🤩