A/N: ring ring ring! It's the sound of momma Bruno! I couldn't contain myself -^- I love how I've been promising myself that I'd write this chapter some day, but I never had the balls lol. What better day to write it than on Mista's birthday?? Also, the fact that I spent an entire day doing research on child support matters speaks VOLUMES about my dedication to this book🗿
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"We Need A Free Day"
⁉️: EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP
Girlboss: I THINK I BROKE MY NOSE
Pudding: I BURNT THE OVEN I REPEAT, I BURNT THE OVEN
TheGoldenSucc: I ALMOST GOT RAN OVER AT THE EXIT OF THE MALL BUT THATSBOKAY
EmoGworl: that was me lol get in, loser
TheGoldenSucc: you're such a good person......
MommyShark: PEOPLE
MommyShark: MISTA WILL BE HOME ANY SECOND NOW, EVERYBODY CONCENTRATE
⁉️: WHATS THE POINT OF LIVING ANYMORE😭😭
MommyShark: WORRY ABOUT THAT AFTER YOU BRING THE CAKE
EmoGworl: chill, people, we have time
EmoGworl: he's at the movies with his buffed boyfriend toyboy thing, he'll take a while
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Doraemon: HI SISTERS
⁉️: GOODBYE THE TIMING
Doraemon: well that's an interesting way to welcome the birthday boy >:T
⁉️: BRO YOURE 19!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!
MommyShark: happy birthday my child!!
EmoGworl: you're getting old, next thing you know you're married with 5 kids, while you feel your dick losing energy and your semen drying up
Doraemon: HELP WHAT
Pudding: happy birthday Mista!!!
Girlboss: yeah happy birthday! ^^
TheGoldenSucc: GUIDO HAPPY BDAY😭😭🤌
Doraemon: hehe thanks you guys!
Doraemon: and thanks for the day off, Giogio
TheGoldenSucc: you deserve it
TheGoldenSucc: you're the best friend a person could ask for!
Girlboss: that's true!
EmoGworl: I still think he's getting old
MommyShark: yeah man... 19 years old
Doraemon: I'm not even two decades old yet, WOW THAT WAS SAD TO SAY
⁉️: HE'S GOING INTO MIDLIFE CRISIS
Pudding: MISTA YOU'RE OKAY, WE ALL LOVE YOU
TheGoldenSucc: HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP MISTA
Doraemon: I CANT SEE YOU???
Girlboss: THE BLINDNESS HAS STARTED
Girlboss: SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR
EmoGworl: WHAT ARE YOUR GRANDCHILDREN'S NUMBERS
Doraemon: I I DONT HAVE GRANDCHILDREN
MommyShark: he's forgetting about them already
TheGoldenSucc: OH THE INJUSTICE
Pudding: DONT FOLLOW THE LIGHT MISTA
Doraemon: DO YALL WANNA STOP THAT AJSHAJAJ
EmoGworl: well technically, according to the canon timeline, you'd be 20 now. But the author is dumb and doesn't do math
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