"Idk How To Name This"
TokenStraight: I BRING NEWS
TheGoldenSucc: as always
Cheese: aight here we go. Put your seat belts on, people. Shit's about to go down
TokenStraight: Since I, Narancia Ghirga, turned 18 almost two weeks ago, I have decided to take the next step!
Elsa: I bet my last euro that he got some chick pregnant
TokenStraight: NO
TokenStraight: no! Tf
Elsa: worth the shot
TokenStraight: I have decided to get an extra job!
Pudding: finally doing something with your life, I see
HatGoesHahaFunny: poor costumers.......
TheGoldenSucc: alright, and what kind of job is this?
TokenStraight: I'm working as a waiter at Libeccio's!
DaMan: that's it. They lost a costumer
TokenStraight: OI I'LL DO A GREAT JOB!
Girlboss: sure you will, Nara. Sure you will...
TokenStraight: I'm serious!! I want to get some extra money! Is it bad that I want to have a job??
EmoGworl: just make sure you don't spit on people's pizzas or some shit
TokenStraight: PLEASE TRUST ME, I CAN DO A GOOD JOB T_____T
TokenStraight: Also you people are talking, but I'm the only one here who actually took the initiative to have an extra job!
Cheese: dude, everyone on our team has an extra job, what are you on?
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: what.
HatGoesHahaFunny: yeah I'm the only one who doesn't have a job, because I'm their capo, but everyone in the hitman team has an extra job
GenderfluidMirror: we're literally broke, you think we wouldn't get extra jobs?💀
Pineapple: actually, Don Giovanna was the one who gave us the idea!
TokenStraight: SERIOUSLY GIORNO???
TheGoldenSucc: I told them, there's not much I can do about their salaries, excluding the fact that they're receiving a little more now. So I gave them a list of good places for them to get extra jobs
TokenStraight: how come we didn't know, then???
Girlboss: correction: YOU didn't know
Girlboss: everybody here knew that
TokenStraight: WHAT
TokenStraight: WHAT KIND OF JOBS DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE???
TokenStraight: YOU'RE TELLING ME I'LL DO A SHITTY JOB AS A WAITER BUT LITERAL ASSASSINS ARE DOING GOOD???
HatGoesHahaFunny: we don't kill for fun, Narancia. Unlike a certain someone in the Guard Squad
TheGoldenSucc: he's in therapy and he's doing better, I promise😭
TokenStraight: I STILL WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU PEOPLE WORK AT???
Cheese: I, for one, also work as a waiter, but in a different restaurant. I've been working there since I was seventeen actually!
TokenStraight: copycat >:T
Cheese: OI, I WAS HERE FIRST
GenderfluidMirror: ANYWAYS
GenderfluidMirror: I'm a stocker at the local supermarket, I'm surprised how you've never seen me?
TokenStraight: I'm more interested in the stuff I have to buy, thank you?
TokenStraight: what about you, Pesci?
Pineapple: oh I'm an employee at the animal shop at the mall! It's not much, but I get to be with animals all day!
Ham: you're one of a kind, did you know that..?
TokenStraight: I honestly can't see him working as anything else
TokenStraight: what about the rest of ya?
Mamalone: I'm a bartender on a club outside of town. I only work weekends, though. It's when more money comes in 😼
NoMilkIce: I give extra classes to kids who are having more difficulty at school
TokenStraight: YOURE A TEACHERM???
TokenStraight: WHO ALLOWED YOU TO DO THAT???
NoMilkIce: myself??? You know I was in college with Prosciutto studying education, right??
TokenStraight: HOW AM I KNOWING ABOUT ALL OF THIS INFORMATION NOW??
Pudding: because you sleep during the meetings....
TokenStraight: Prosciutto, tell me you have a boring job like the others....
Cheese: HAHA
HatGoesHahaFunny: pfft-
Ham:
Ham: I'm a part-time model...
TokenStraight: that's it, I'm done
TokenStraight: HOW COME I DIDNT KNOW THIS????? DO YOU GET PAID WELL???
Ham: again, it's not a full time thing... I get sufficient income, but I like it and I'm not in the mood to go look for something else
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: okay😃
TokenStraight: Ghiaccio, what about you?
Elsa:
Elsa: promise me you will make 0 comments
TokenStraight: I can't promise anything, but I will try
Elsa:
Elsa: McDonald's
TokenStraight:
Elsa: DONT YOU DARE TO LAUGH
TokenStraight: trust me I'm not laughing, I'm just really surprised
TokenStraight: I can only imagine you screaming "HERE'S YOUR HAPPY FUCKING MEAL" at the clients💀
Elsa: I work in the kitchen, thank God. Even I'm aware I wouldn't be good with the costumers...
TokenStraight: out of everyone, I thought Gelado would have a job like that
IGotTheMilk: oh no, I'm an artist. I do commissions! Sorbet also has them open, but I just have more clients😼
NoMilkIce: he shoves that in my face everyday
Ham: regardless, I wish you the best on your new job, Narancia
TheGoldenSucc: yes, I'm sure you'll do great!
DaMan: ah yes... having Narancia work for me...
TokenStraight: watch me getting fired cuz I refuse to serve you
DaMan: now now, Narancia, no need to be mean
HatGoesHahaFunny: yes, I'm sure you'll give us a nice discount
TokenStraight: I'll fart in your salads
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