Passione Groupchat

FRANCE OUI OUI🥖

"We Need A Free Day"

TokenStraight: you know
TokenStraight: I envy Mista a lot

DaMan: as you should😼

TokenStraight: what's the damn thing with being Giorno's right hand, and your PrIveLEgEs to go to PARIS???

DaMan: well, we're coming back tomorrow
DaMan: and I mean, I already told you this. I'm not his only right hand. Polnareff is too. And you don't seem to be envious of him🤨

TokenStraight: DUDE'S IN A TURTLE BRO💀💀

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TheGoldenSucc: fun fact! I learned how to say profanities in French! Man, it's such an elegant language. Calling someone a bitch never felt so delicate✨️

Girlboss: I heard they have some of the best clothing collections in Paris! Would you bring me a souvenir Giogio?🥺

TheGoldenSucc: I'll buy stuff for everyone, don't worry

Girlboss: man! And here I thought I was special >:(

TheGoldenSucc: you're an equal!

Girlboss: but diamonds are a girl's best friend! Said our favorite lady, Marilyn Monroe!

TheGoldenSucc: fuck it! They're everyone's best friend!😃

EmoGworl: wait how do you say "bitch" in French?

TheGoldenSucc: ✨️putain✨️

Pudding: man that sounds like a whole dessert

EmoGworl: says Pannacotta

MommyShark: so? Did anything interesting happen during the meeting?

DaMan: yeah! After the meeting, they gave us free entries to a masked ball! DUDE THEY'RE SO FANCY
DaMan: I FELT LIKE FREAKING ROYALTY

Girlboss: 🎶 that should be me🎶
Girlboss: I wanna go to a masked ball and dance with my enemy, all because I'm actually undercover

EmoGworl: well someone's been watching too many movies

Girlboss: LEAVE ME ALONE, LIFE'S BORING

EmoGworl: how can you say that, when you're part of the freaking MAFIA??💀💀

Girlboss: did anything nice happen at the ball? Oh, tell me everything, Giogio!

TheGoldenSucc: I tried to talk to people there, but everyone eyed me strangely😭

DaMan: then Illuso told him that usually you can't talk to people there without a chaperon. Guess who had to stop their conversation with some cute French girls to accompany this blondie😡

TokenStraight: I'm sorry, a what now?

Pudding: a chaperon. It's a partner for social events. People might think you're a nobody if you wander alone

TokenStraight: man that's on a whole 'nother level of stupid💀 I'll never understand rich people

EmoGworl: AS IF YOU'RE NOT RICH YOURSELF

TheGoldenSucc: so yeah, me, Mista, and Illuso, spent the whole night going back and forth because neither of us knew what to do🗿

MommyShark: ah yes, the Holy Trinity

DaMan: idk how nobody questioned the random turtle in my arms but sure
DaMan: French people, am I right?

EmoGworl: cabelo.

DaMan: cabelo.

Girlboss: cabelo

TheGoldenSucc: God don't get me started on Polnareff💀

DaMan: no joke, that crazy assed cosmonaut reptile lookin ahh started wandering off by himself as if bro had legs
DaMan: I swear we spent most of the night looking for the damn man👹

EmoGworl: I now understand where Trish is coming from. That sounds like a really nice event

TheGoldenSucc: it is!! It's so classical and beautiful!

MommyShark: maybe some day we'll all get to experience it together

Pudding: yeah, I kind of miss going to those fancy events full of people

TokenStraight: nah man fuck that shit, if I'm going to France I'm gonna be eating croissants all night long
TokenStraight: nom nom oui oui baguette

DaMan: OOO my boy Nara knows some French words!

TokenStraight: Illuso taught me some a couple of weeks ago! He taught me important phrases to survive in France

Girlboss: oh? Such as?

TokenStraight: "Trish, voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Je veux lécher tes jolis orteils!"

Girlboss: YOU PERVERT! GO STAPLE YOUR TONGUE, YOU SWINE!

TokenStraight: HWA
TokenStraight: DOESN'T THAT MEAN "WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?? AND SORRY TO BOTHER YOU"???

TheGoldenSucc:

MommyShark:

DaMan:

EmoGworl:

Pudding:
Pudding: Narancia....

TokenStraight: wha
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: god damn it
TokenStraight: THAT FRENCH MOTHER FUCKER