Passione Groupchat

The Wonders Of Tinder

"We Need A Free Day"

TokenStraight: yall I made a huge mistake

Girlboss: well those are news

TokenStraight: shut up, my dignity is at stake!

EmoGworl: just what the hell happened

TokenStraight: I accidentally swiped right to this girl on tinder, and we ended up matching! She texted me and I didn't want to be rude so I texted back! She wants to go out with me tonight and I couldn't bring myself to say "no"😭😭 guys she looks like Vector Perkins😭

DaMan: LMFAO

Girlboss: LEAVE THE POOR GIRL ALONE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE

MommyShark: LANGUAGE

Girlboss: IM SORRY MOM

TokenStraight: okay, I do have an excuse

Pudding: you're an idiot.

TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: that was part of the excuse, yes

TheGoldenSucc: just say something came up and you can't make it

TokenStraight: she'll want to meet up some other time Giogio🥲

TheGoldenSucc: block her.

DaMan: GIORNO YOU'RE AN ASS AKDHWKAJS
DaMan: DONT DO THAT, NARANCIA
DaMan: you have to treat a lady with respect. I'm sure she's not that bad

TokenStraight: 1 attachment.

DaMan:
DaMan: well I'll be damned....

EmoGworl:
EmoGworl: I'm sorry, how can a woman look so much like Saitama, and Vector at the same time?🗿

Girlboss: she's... not that bad... all humans are beautiful in their own ways!

DaMan: you wouldn't be able to tell. The other day I showed you a picture of this guy I was talking to, and you said he was ugly

Girlboss: Mista, he was built like an isosceles triangle

DaMan: again, you don't know, because you're a lesbian

Girlboss: dude, I'm gay, not blind. Tf 👁👁

TokenStraight: ANYWAYS WHAT DO I DO??

TheGoldenSucc: leave her hanging.

DaMan: DUDE WHERE DID ALL OF THAT AGGRESSIVENESS COME FROM JENSKAJDJS

Pudding: suddenly I'm scared to date you, tf😟

TheGoldenSucc: it's logical isn't it?

DaMan: you have to have in consideration her feelings
DaMan: Narancia, be honest with her. Say that you swiped right by mistake, and you were just being nice

MommyShark: Mista, in what world is that having consideration for her feelings??

DaMan: isn't honesty the most important trait on a person??

MommyShark: NOT WHEN A WHOLE LIE HAS ALREADY BEEN CREATED

TheGoldenSucc: report her account.

DaMan: okay, Giogio, let's get you to bed. It's late

TheGoldenSucc: it's 3 in the afternoon.

DaMan: exactly✨️ you shouldn't be a vampire if you didn't want to go to sleep at 2 pm for a whole week, every month

TheGoldenSucc: yes, because I CHOSE to be like this💀

EmoGworl: Narancia, do the following: you go on this date with her, and at the end of it, you say she's not your type, but thank her for the fun night. Let them down slowly

TokenStraight: okay... I think I can do that!

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"We Need A Free Day"

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MommyShark: well that was quick

EmoGworl: so? How was it?

TokenStraight: that was a 38 year old man.

Girlboss: HELP

DaMan: HHAAHAHSHHA

Pudding: TWO TIMES IN A ROW, OH NOOO

MommyShark: Narancia, maybe you should quit tinder💀

TokenStraight: I'm so alone.

Girlboss: you're not alone! You have us!

TokenStraight: leave me alone, you fat lesbian

Girlboss: I'm gonna cook your socks.

TokenStraight: I should've listened to Giogio...

DaMan: that's it. I'll start taking his advice no matter what. STUFF ALWAYS GOES HIS DAMN WAY, WHY????

EmoGworl: it's a curse, I'm telling you

TokenStraight: you know what? I give up! I'll never find the perfect girl

MommyShark: the perfect girl doesn't exist, Narancia. You'll find love sooner or later

Pudding: they do say third time's the charm

TokenStraight: yeah... but I'll quit tinder in the meanwhile
TokenStraight: well, this was an experience and
TokenStraight:
TokenStraight: AYO TRISH ARE YOU ACTUALLY COOKING MY SOCKS????

Girlboss: 😍

DaMan:
DaMan: smells like rotten cheese

MommyShark:
MommyShark: Narancia what the hell is up with your feet?? Why do your socks smell like actual excrement??

Pudding: this kitchen smells like the underpaid team's base...

TokenStraight: LEAVE ME ALONE, I SWEAT A LOT FROM MY FEET OKAY???

EmoGworl: we have such normal conversations in this groupchat...