"La Squadra😼"
Mamalone: where's Lu? I have a mission with them later and I haven't seen them the entire morning
IGotTheMilk: I'm pretty sure they're in the mirror world
Mamalone: okay but why💀
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Cheese: good fucking morning, homosexuals
Cheese: if you're wondering about Lu, I might be the problem
Elsa: the hell did you do now
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GenderfluidMirror: I WOKE UP WITH THIS MOTHER FUCKER SUCKING ON MY TOES
HatGoesHahaFunny: FORMAGGIO
Mamalone: huh. Sounds like something I would do
Pineapple: Jesus Christ 😨
GenderfluidMirror: sorry I disappeared, I went to the mirror world to vent
Elsa: YOU CAN DO THAT???? DUDE I'LL PAY YOU JUST TO SPEND 5 MINUTES THERE
HatGoesHahaFunny: OH MY GOD YES, I'LL PAY YOU TOO
GenderfluidMirror: woah woah woah! Really,??? HELL YEAH PAY UP PEOPLE I HAVE ALL DAY
Mamalone: uh no you dont🤨
GenderfluidMirror: I'll make you a discount, Mel
Mamalone: I'm in
Mamalone: BUT after the mission
GenderfluidMirror: fineeeeee
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Ham: WHY IS THERE BLOOD
ON THE SINK??!?
Cheese: uhhh that might've been me also
Ham: WHO THE HELL DID YOU KILL
IN HERE???!
NoMilkIce: that was Mag trying to shave
NoMilkIce: that shit always happens
Elsa: HOW ABOUT YOU CLEAN THE BLOOD??
Cheese:
Cheese: now why would I do that?
Elsa: IT'S COMMON DECENCY
Elsa: IT'S CALLED HYGIENE AS WELL
Elsa: You are pathetic…
Mamalone: That happened to me the first time I tried to shave too
GenderfluidMirror: nice, so I wasn't the only one
HatGoesHahaFunny: The first three times were like that for me as well
IGotTheMilk: wait, y'all are growing facial hair?!
IGotTheMilk: WHY THE HELL DOES MY
FACE LOOK SO CLEAN AT THE AGE OF
26???
Elsa: Be happy about it, you don't have to shave.
Pineapple: speaking of shaving
Pineapple: has anyone seen the disposable razors?
Mamalone: uhhhh top shelf if I'm not mistaken
IGotTheMilk: one day, I'm gonna grow facial hair and I'll be the manliest man alive
Ham: Gel, you're an artist. That, itself, is self explanatory.
IGotTheMilk: that is so stereotypical… just because I doodle here and there😤
NoMilkIce: Besides babe, look at you. You don't have either the structure or the height to be called "the manliest man alive", and that's okay
Cheese: yeah we love you like that, dad😍!
IGotTheMilk: that's cute and shit, but it didn't make me feel better :/
IGotTheMilk: actually, it just went away from the whole point
Mamalone: Anyways, do yall wanna have a shaving session OwO?
Pineapple: yeah sure!
Ham: why not
HatGoesHahaFunny: women have sleepovers, and we have shaving facial hair collectively
GenderfluidMirror: let's do it!
GenderfluidMirror: but Gel is not allowed in
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NoMilkIce: BABE THEY'RE KIDDING COME BACK SUDHSJSHS
Cheese: I shaved 30 mins ago doe :/
Pineapple: you can be our judge
Elsa: IS THIS A COMPETITION OR SMT?
Elsa: yall are fucking morons, what's the point of this??
Mamalone: if it wasn't before, it is now.
Mamalone: Let's see which one of us shaves first without slicing their faces open!
GenderfluidMirror: good, cuz Mag needs to shave again.
Cheese: I SHAVED 30 MINUTES AGO!!!!
GenderfluidMirror: yeah and it already looks like you've grown pubes on your face
Cheese: I'm a full package baby😎
NoMilkIce: bruh Bucciarati's gang must have such normal convos compared to us
GenderfluidMirror: nah I witnessed it myself. I caught Mista and Trish talking about either using socks or toilet paper to make their chests bigger
Mamalone: they do that??!
GenderfluidMirror: yeah. Also, Bruno, Mista, and Abbacchio have a lot of conversations about which celebrity would be best to fuck. Don't ask how I found out.
Elsa: they invited you to one of their sleepovers, right?
GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: yes but that doesn't matter.
Cheese: so… which one did you pick?
GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: If I say 'Formaggio', am I spared? I know how huge your ego is
Cheese: watch your tongue, Illuso. Choose carefully.
GenderfluidMirror:
GenderfluidMirror: I said Ryan Reynolds, please spare me
Cheese:
Cheese: Honestly? Same. You're safe.
Ham: yeah that's fair
Mamalone: Ryan Reynolds my beloved😍
HatGoesHahaFunny: glad we can all agree on something
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IGotTheMilk: did somebody say "fuck Ryan Reynolds"???😍😍😍😍
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FanfictionAyy a Golden Wind chatfic! Where the crack is on fire, and everyone is alive and living together! 😃 This takes place in modern times btw🧍♀️ There will be chapters with a normal fic format. I made this so I could live with myself, after being abso...
